though you foxy little minx
Put on some lassie's clothes and then hit the town to see if you can get trollied for free.
Get banned from a forum, then rejoin it.
Eat your leg then write 5000 words size 8 report for us on 'How it feels and tastes to eat your own leg'.
really you want me to do this?
Learnt how to program in a language you don't know?