Hmmmmm does that count?twice
LOL!
I say the following IRL:
lol
noob/nooblar
joo
t e h [gah! word filter]
T B H [like tee bee haytch]
t b h [like tuh buh huh]
for the win
imo
roffle
winrar
owned
pwned
W T F
epic
IRL
AFK
fail
win
NO U
lolololol
lmao [like l-mao, anyone who says lame-o fails]
brb [bee arr bee]
stfu
gief
leet
I also actually say "gasp" and "sigh" when I'm gasping or sighing.