In a bit of a fix...

[Stretch]

I find taking another dump usually clears the blockage.

The coat hanger trick normally works, or fills the toilet to the brim with water and then kick the bend with you foot.

 

[~>Dg<~]

duck billed platypus or maybe a piece of semtex

 

[~J~]

Leave it and blame it on someone else.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

then you roll the handle between your hands so it spins fast and the centrifugal force takes the winnits off

I've done that before.....except the brush part of the toilet brush was screwed on, and it fell off.....I had to retrieve it with my hand.

I swear it still doesn't feel clean.