Soldato
- Joined
- 17 Sep 2012
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just smash her pasty (if thats what shes cooking for dinner) that should sort it out 

just smash her pasty (if thats what shes cooking for dinner) that should sort it out![]()
I'm a Pro at getting myself sacked off by Doris. Once you master this technique you are free from the guilt of banging & leaving.
My advice would be to bring some noisy Doris home & bang her all night, Doris upstairs should get the message.![]()
I'm a Pro at getting myself sacked off by Doris. Once you master this technique you are free from the guilt of banging & leaving.![]()
Surely watching porn with the volume all the way up would work just as good?
Best off finding the local Wolf Doris & making her Howl for a few hours.
You say this like this is an easy and normal thing to do?
Show her your bracelet, she should run a mile.