In a right pickle :-(

This could be the start of something magical and you want to throw it away because you don't fancy her!

Most people on here would kill for the chance of a female throwing herself at them and losing their virginity!









of course i jest!
 
I say.

Eat the meal. Say thank you. Get up. Then leave.

Problem solved.

If that doesn't wok then tell her you have no feelings for her that way. You never know she might just want to say thanks for a good friendship.
 
I'm a Pro at getting myself sacked off by Doris. Once you master this technique you are free from the guilt of banging & leaving. :D

My advice would be to bring some noisy Doris home & bang her all night, Doris upstairs should get the message. :p
 
I'm a Pro at getting myself sacked off by Doris. Once you master this technique you are free from the guilt of banging & leaving. :D

My advice would be to bring some noisy Doris home & bang her all night, Doris upstairs should get the message. :p


Surely watching porn with the volume all the way up would work just as good?
 
Trouble with Porn is the OP will get all revved up & go upstairs for an easy bang. Best off finding the local Wolf Doris & making her Howl for a few hours.
 
OP, if this were me and I didn't care about losing her interest; I would continue with the sexual interest and just try stuff (within reason) that you'd
normally be too shy to ask for. You've nothing to lose.

She lives above you? You wouldn't hear her toilet flush for a week!
 
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