In the event of your *Tragic* Death..

[doofer]

So, we all die one day, but some of us will be destined to die in sad , bizarre, strange, epic, heroic ways and some even by farting too hard, but who else really doesn't want a Facetardbook Condolences page setting up about them?

i neva new u bro but u where da bestest innit!!!

I wonder if there's a way of Legally enforcing Facetardbook to NOT do it? I could eternally rest easy if I was able to set this into motion.

Yes, I have no friends and yes it's cool to hate Facetardbook, etc. etc....

 

[doofer]

I Hate them too but I believe your will is a legally binding document and as such you can put your final wishes down on it why not put this on there?

It is a Legal Document here in the UK, but I'm not sure if it would be binding in the USA, they even have different State Laws there regarding Wills and Testimony so I doubt it.

 

[doofer]

Why would you even think about it OP?

I find the whole Online Social Networking thing quite banal and pointless, Facetardbook is however extremely intrusive in that you simply cannot get away from it even if you do not use it, I know many people who actively avoid it as much as they can, the BBC News site had a link to the Welsh Football fan who died at Wembley (The BBC likes to promote Facetardbook for some reason, even though their own Charter forbids it) and I just thought to myself 'What if that guy was a Facetardbook avoider? And how ****ed off would he be now if he was?'. Not to mention how cringe-worthy other Condolences pages I have seen there are, hardly respectful even though the people concerned are dead and obviously wouldn't care.