Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet

[Uncle Petey]

One of the houses a few doors down from me is split into several flats and rented out. A couple of years ago, it was occupied by about 5 Indians who were always peeing in the back garden and sometimes even out on the communal grass at the front.

Thankfully, I never see dem make di poopoo, but me not put it past dem.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Hahahahaha foreign languages are hilarious.

Grow up.

 

[arctine]

What the hell is this?

 

[Uncle Petey]

Hahahahaha foreign languages are hilarious.

Grow up.

 

[stopper]

That is a bbc website???

Yeah. When the BBC run out of lies, they publish crap.
Then force you to pay for it

 

[Vonhelmet]

OP, mostly.

 

[Uncle Petey]

OP, mostly.

Fair enough, but it is kind of funny and it doesn't necessarily make you some kind of ignorant racist for laughing a little.

Inb4 "Yeah, keep telling yourself that"

 

[Terminal_Boy]

It's the BBC website in Pidgin. Pidgin appears to how you speak after a serious knock to the head.

It sounds very much like drunken Scouse.

 

[builder22]

I always thought Pidgin English just meant broken English. ie could be anyone who doesn't speak English, don't think it's specific to Africans
And I thought it was Pigeon as I've never seen it written until now!

 

[Sankari]

The number one problem

Isn't this more of a number two problem?

 

[Dis86]

Hahahahaha foreign languages are hilarious.

Grow up.

It's not really foreign though. It's a bastardisation of English.

 

[G-MAN2004]

As if we pay a licence fee for that ****.

 

[Vonhelmet]

It's not really foreign though. It's a bastardisation of English.

True, I pondered that as I was typing it.

 

[mmj_uk]

It's probably the future of the English language when all of the real English words have been outlawed on PC and hate crime grounds.

 

[Surfer]

Venerable news provider and protector of the English language, the BBC, has launched a new news service - this time in Pidgin.

The digital service will provide West and Central Africans with online content

Lolo ... hilarious.....nice to see that UK taxpayer licence money going to good use.

 

[McGray]

India is the toilet of the planet.

 

[Nasher]

India is the toilet of the planet.

Yea it is :/

The whole place just seems to be full of rubbish and poo. It's like bins and sanitation don't exist over there or something. Pretty much everyone who goes there spends the whole time throwing up out of both ends. They have ruined their own country.

 

[G-MAN2004]

India is the toilet of the planet.

Makes me laugh how their "holy" rivers are used as toilets and body dumping grounds.

 

[Diddums]

I never even knew Pidgin was a thing!

I don't quite get the beeb's angle though. Surely if someone can understand that then they can stretch a bit further to English? Or am I missing something here?

 

[Diddums]

Amazing