Injury Claim

Zefan · 17 May 2012 at 10:50

cwhitehead said:
lol GCSE's need to be scrapped and some sort of common sense test's need to be brought in.

Yeah by the looks of it the GCSE English curriculum isn't working anyway.

4T5 · 17 May 2012 at 10:50

godinman said:
If he'd left deep enough footprints, you'd have a better claim than the OP.

For sure.

OP needs to either be on heavy medication or 10 tins of Stella to be excused for this thread.

Haggisman · 17 May 2012 at 10:51

Axis64 said:
I didnt think I had just wanted to see what other people thought.

That you're a numpty?

Uh oh, better watch out before I get arrested under S5!! :rolleyes:

haz_pro · 17 May 2012 at 10:51

Wow, I really hope this is just a bad joke, I fear it isn't though.

krooton · 17 May 2012 at 10:52

Hey guys, some guy parked in the public parking space I usually use, and as such I needed to park around the corner. My car got broken in to that night, can I sue the guy who parked in my usual place?

Nathan · 17 May 2012 at 10:54

LOL joke right?

vanandjuanunited · 17 May 2012 at 10:55

Good lord. We have reached a new low in compo culture.

Why did you not get the original fault fixed properly

You could always claim against yourself

oldbag · 17 May 2012 at 10:56

Hey guys, i went to Glastonbury and fell over in excitement whilst watching U2 - can I sue the band for getting excited and falling over??

HAz · 17 May 2012 at 10:57

Maybe you should fall off a cliff and blame NEWTON FOR DISCOVERING GRAVITY YOU ****!

GravyMonster · 17 May 2012 at 10:57

krooton said:
Hey guys, some guy parked in the public parking space I usually use, and as such I needed to park around the corner. My car got broken in to that night, can I sue the guy who parked in my usual place?

No, but you can sue the manufacturer of the car who parked in your space for eleventybillion dollars.

Unicorn · 17 May 2012 at 10:57

Hold on

You may proceed

RichIbizaSport · 17 May 2012 at 10:57

There's no way this can be a real question. Please tell me you're a troll.

Please.

godinman · 17 May 2012 at 11:00

HAz said:
Maybe you should fall off a cliff and blame NEWTON FOR DISCOVERING GRAVITY YOU ****!

This is an excellent post.

[FnG]magnolia · 17 May 2012 at 11:03

Axis64 said:
I just wanted some advice, I live in a rented house and a few months ago my heating packed up, to cut a long story short the guy that came to fix it did an awful job and after he had left I found that I no longer got hot water for more then about 30 seconds, I dont often stay at my house as I normally stay with my girlfriend so it never really bothered me.

Now a week ago I had some washing up that needed doing and I boiled the kettle and as I poured it in the bowl the lid came open and I poured the entire kettle over my hand (I wasnt watching what I was doing).

Does sound like somthing I can claim for or am I just clutching at straws?

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Bennie-Mac · 17 May 2012 at 11:03

Elixir · 17 May 2012 at 11:03

Who doesn't look at where they're pouring a kettle full of boiled water?! Especially if your hand is in the vicinity.

You should give all of your belongings/money to charity and donate your kidneys. Both of them.

realBabelfish · 17 May 2012 at 11:03

Axis64 said:
I just wanted some advice, I live in a rented house and a few months ago my heating packed up, to cut a long story short the guy that came to fix it did an awful job and after he had left I found that I no longer got hot water for more then about 30 seconds, I dont often stay at my house as I normally stay with my girlfriend so it never really bothered me.

Now a week ago I had some washing up that needed doing and I boiled the kettle and as I poured it in the bowl the lid came open and I poured the entire kettle over my hand (I wasnt watching what I was doing).

Does sound like somthing I can claim for or am I just clutching at straws?

<facepalm>

how is this not your fault? you should have contacted the landlord straight away to get some rent back from him. pooring hot water over your own hand is just you being daft....

sue culture over here is getting almost as bad as the USA

Locky · 17 May 2012 at 11:06

How do people get by in life?

realBabelfish · 17 May 2012 at 11:06

Elixir said:
Who doesn't look at where they're pouring a kettle full of boiled water?! Especially if your hand is in the vicinity.

You should give all of your belongings/money to charity and donate your kidneys. Both of them.

contender for junior darwin awards? people who hurt themselves being stupid.

iviv · 17 May 2012 at 11:08

Ban the OP, he's either a troll, or dragging the average IQ of the OcUK forum members down into the single digits!