Insta-Skill

JackG4 · 9 May 2014 at 14:30

If you could instantly be proficient in 1 new skill and had to use that skill everyday - what would choose?

Not so proficient that you're the best in the world but enough that you've mastered all there is to learn about it and could take it up in a successful career

I'd pick football... :rolleyes:

cheesyboy · 9 May 2014 at 14:32

Pen spinning

Imagine how far you can go in the world with skills like that. The sky's the limit.

JackG4 · 9 May 2014 at 14:35

cheesyboy said:
Pen spinning
Imagine how far you can go in the world with skills like that. The sky's the limit.

I would NEVER do any work

benjii · 9 May 2014 at 14:36

Forever alone!

Ayahuasca · 9 May 2014 at 14:37

Golfer, long career span, some of the highest paid sportsmen in the world

aardvark · 9 May 2014 at 14:40

guitar, no question.

randomshenans · 9 May 2014 at 14:40

nunchuck skills

drunkenmaster · 9 May 2014 at 14:40

lol, just the first bit was impressive, but when they or just he, tried to get "artistic" if you could call it that, spinning it on your face first.... hahahahahahahah.

Needed a good laugh today and you provided it, many thanks

Serious skill, real or fake, I'd take Wolverines ability to heal currently if it meant my knees/joint problems vanished over night and I could get back to skiing/mountain biking and most importantly, falling over when extremely drunk, and not worry about injuries

Real skill, considering my own joint problems and how they've to a certain extent ruined my life, I'd love to be a truly exceptional surgeon who could on a daily basis help fix other peoples joint problems.

Begbie · 9 May 2014 at 14:41

Probably my job.

cheesyboy · 9 May 2014 at 14:43

Begbie said:
Probably my job.

The trick is to get the bin right into the bit between your neck and arm. "Shoulder" I believe they call it in the trade.

The Dread Pirate · 9 May 2014 at 14:43

Flight!

Judgeneo · 9 May 2014 at 14:46

Mandarin Chinese

Sliver · 9 May 2014 at 14:48

Tantric masturbation. I want to spend the last years of my life in state or permanent orgasm, while staring at a picture of Stifler's Mum.

MowyTone · 9 May 2014 at 14:51

aardvark said:
guitar, no question.

what about all the musics?

JackG4 · 9 May 2014 at 14:54

Sliver said:
Tantric masturbation. I want to spend the last years of my life in state or permanent orgasm, while staring at a picture of Stifler's Mum.

I knew this skill area would cum up on the first page

krooton · 9 May 2014 at 14:57

To out-man Mandingo.

tibbsey · 9 May 2014 at 14:59

Programming. ALL THE LANGUAGES.

Tuppy_Glossop · 9 May 2014 at 14:59

Sliver said:
Tantric masturbation. I want to spend the last years of my life in state or permanent orgasm, while staring at a picture of Stifler's Mum.

Does anyone recall when Sting said he and his wife had 6 hour sex sessions thanks to their tantric sex techniques ? There was letter in Viz shortly afterwards the gist of which was: "So Sting can have sex for six hours without blowing his load ? I'd struggle to get to the vinegar strokes too if my missus was such a boiler."

Cosimo · 9 May 2014 at 15:02

Reading tea leaves....

Storm3y · 9 May 2014 at 15:02

Judgeneo said:
Mandarin Chinese

This