Instruciton for the postman

EdGey · 25 Jul 2012 at 13:57

Dog sign on door = postman problem

Solution = another sign saying no dog

You could put another dog sign on as well, just encase the burglars read your note for the postman and think you don't have a dog.

Pestilence · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:02

How about just adding: "POSTMAN: Please deliver to door. The dog is not a concern at delivery times."?

cwhitehead · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:03

or Postman Dog is freindly if you have letters.

Spuj · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:05

cwhitehead said:
or Postman Dog is freindly if you have letters.

I would be concered if the postmans dog wasn't friendly when he had letters.

Zefan · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:06

The new sign seems like a good idea.

When you get a dog, make sure to put up another sign saying that you in fact do have a dog so to ignore all other signs.

MooMoo444 · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:07

Wait.. you're away, so you want a sign on your gate advertising that the door is open?

.......................all my lol wuts!

cwhitehead · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:08

PostMAN no S, i suppose i could have put a , or even ; to make it easier for some to understand lol

ThomasTheTankEngine · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:08

Put a bear trap in the front garden. Bait it with red rubber bands (posties like these, I don't know why).

Then when you catch him, you can explain the whole situation face to face.

ubersonic · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:34

Sign 1: Beware of the dog
Sign 2: Postie I have no dog really!
Sign 3: Beware of the benefit fraud investigator

Should keep the mail in and the chavs out.