Internet troll sentenced to 18 weeks in jail.

I'm sure if my complete history of trolling was traced and compiled, i'd go down for a little while.

Although, it'd be more so I'd stop annoying people, I'm not a sick **** like that guy in the story!
 
When I started on the internet as a young whipper snapper, things weren't taken quite as seriously and it seems I have failed to keep up with the times.

As the masses have descended, I have met my match it would seem.

Now every knuckle dragger and his dog is on the net, it seems!

I'm just a scrawny nerd who can't compete with a shaven headed, tattoo'ed up, gold chain wearing thug.

I am merely a pathetic worm who gets my only sense of self worth from trolling anonymous people on the internet:(

For somebody with no devices capable of connecting to the internet you really are doing a hell of a lot of **** posting.
 
When I started on the internet as a young whipper snapper, things weren't taken quite as seriously and it seems I have failed to keep up with the times.

As the masses have descended, I have met my match it would seem.

Now every knuckle dragger and his dog is on the net, it seems!

I'm just a scrawny nerd who can't compete with a shaven headed, tattoo'ed up, gold chain wearing thug.

I am merely a pathetic worm who gets my only sense of self worth from trolling anonymous people on the internet:(



There is an simple relatively cheap cure for you, buy one of these :


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The only upside is that I've got a great excuse to tell the job centre as to why I haven't been searching for jobs.

I know this is nothing but low quality bait, but having no devices isn't an excuse the JCP will entertain. They will simply inform you that your local library and the JCP both have computers that are free to use to fulfil any job searching activities.
 
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