Interview with Toys R Us

[Calabi]

I've got an interview with them tomorrow. They said the interview was going to last two hours and be with a group. What are they going to be doing thats going to make it last that long? and has anyone got any hints or tips?

 

["andy"]

for xmas temp jobs ? probably spend an hour filling forms in. maybe do some tests. fill some more forms in.

aslong as your not a weirdo you should be fine


this is how my past xmas temp interviews for various companys have gone anyway

 

[Azagoth]

Look forward to some useless 'teamwork' exercises.

 

[Andelusion]

Don't make a joke about being a paedo.

 

[~Divine~Wind~]

Also ask wheres Geoffrey

Last I saw he was chasing children thru the streets

 

[Biohazard]

Don't make a joke about being a paedo.

 

[lemonkettaz]

Make sure you are extra cheesy and extra confident and make up loads of bull when doing the pointless team tasks they will set you.

Group interviews for places like that are really bad

 

[Steeps]

Last time I did one there it was a general questionnaire, maths test, english test, get to know the person you're sitting next to and roleplay selling a random item out of a box. Didn't get the job but then again about 200 people applied for 10-20 places.

 

[Calabi]

Don't make a joke about being a paedo.

Damn, I was so going to as well.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Build a tower out of lego.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

Pedobear.jpg

 

[Tom0]

Millions of Geoffreys all under one roof.

 

[Azagoth]

Build a tower out of lego.

Make it a giant phallic tower.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Make it a giant phallic tower.

Then wave it ominously at the females.

 

[Andelusion]

Then wave it ominously at the females.

Then get naked, cover yourself in poo and begin worship.

 

[Calabi]

Ok good tips so far, I'm thinking I'm gonna win this.

 

[EternityEight]

wear a pedobear tshirt to the interview, or if that is to informal a pedobear patch on a suit jacker

 

[icehot]

Don't make a joke about being a paedo.

Ask if they'll be selling pedo bear dolls this year, i hear there going to be all the rave.

 

[xb8browney]

"Hyper" on these forums did it last year. E-mail him?

 

[icehot]

wear a pedobear tshirt to the interview, or if that is to informal a pedobear patch on a suit jacker

lmao that be so epix.