Scuzi said:you can go from sober to airlocked in the space of about 5 minutes
lol, never heard that before for terms of drunkeness
my mate downed almost half a pint of it before, thinking it was green aftershock (why you'd want to drink aftershock i dont know!)
when i came to in the morning, i strolled into my living room to find him, face flat with his arms by his side sleeping on the floor, his nose was really squashed on the carpet

ouch, that hurts my stitches, laughing at it

my mate gary buys this stuff called black absinthe, but he's a bloomin stupid drinker, just goes out on his own sometimes, really bad alcoholic