Is anybody elses mum like this?

[uknowist]

Unless it wasn't suppose to work, in which case.....WIN.

In which case you fail

 

[shifty_uk]

Indeed.

 

[deusexlumina]

She took your durex and banged the milkman, enjoy your new brother in 9 months.

fantastic

 

[etom]

You are a horrible person.



Again you are a horrible person to talk to your mother like that.

Yeah but be honest who wouldn't get wound up by some drama queen (even if it is your mum) spouting vague rubbish. "judgement day". He just wants to know whats going on?

Its not the best way of dealing with it, but it hardly makes him a horrible person does it?

 

[Pilky01]

Yeah but be honest who wouldn't get wound up by some drama queen (even if it is your mum) spouting vague rubbish. "judgement day". He just wants to know whats going on?

Its not the best way of dealing with it, but it hardly makes him a horrible person does it?

There is obviously something wrong with his mother and she goes to bed to cry and he thinks " Awesome I can watch Top Gear"

Yes that makes him a horrible person.

 

[etom]

There is obviously something wrong with his mother and she goes to bed to cry and he thinks " Awesome I can watch Top Gear"

Yes that makes him a horrible person.

He might just be trying to take his mind off it and distance himself. "Awesome I can watch top gear now" is a pretty enthustatic approach to something as extreme as judgement day imo

besides she doesn't seem to be the most approachable person, i would personally wait it out and try not to think about it, maybe bring her a cup of tea in the morning.

 

[Azagoth]

And then she said "Wait for the whole family to be present, there's going to be a family discussion, I'm a human being too, you will find everything out on judgement day"

Sounds like she's planning a murder suicide!

 

[eXor]

What could her problem possibly be?

She doesn't like being called a cow?

 

[Raikiri]

"

And then she said "Wait for the whole family to be present, there's going to be a family discussion, I'm a human being too, you will find everything out on judgement day"

So she's either:

A. Jesus
B. A Terminator
C. One of the four horsemen
D. All of the above (which would, quite frankly be awesome).

 

[Heofz]

lol, this is one of the most retarded threads ever.

and that's all I have to say on the matter

 

[Pilky01]

lol, this is one of the most retarded threads ever.

and that's all I have to say on the matter

His dis-coloured penis thread was better

 

[GeForce]

His dis-coloured penis thread was better

That was an awesome thread

 

[Heofz]

His dis-coloured penis thread was better

That was him?

Well at least that thread was funny.

This one is just....

gah.

Edit: but not so much his fault, but many of the replies just sum up the OcUK stereotype for me

 

[mrk]

Mums the word.

Isiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

 

[Vasquez]

^^Thinks it's downhill from here tbh.

Wtf is going on in your sig btw?

yeah hes not replyed, maybe we should make up an outcome?

1 vote for hard rape.

my sig is Florence from Florence and the machine *swoon*

 

[asim18]

I haven't replied because she's still upstairs.

And I'm hungry

 

[mattyprice4004]

I'm 20 and a Virgin. I'm proud, my religion forbids me to have sex outside marriage. So like, I've got to wait and stuff :\

Balls to that sir.

 

[Red and White]

I haven't replied because she's still upstairs.

And I'm hungry

you realise you fail at life right?

 

[KaneStatton]

I haven't replied because she's still upstairs.

And I'm hungry

Eat out, dosen't require a condom

 

[shifty_uk]

I haven't replied because she's still upstairs.

And I'm hungry

Are you waiting on her cooking for you?