If it took this little ninja longer than three minutes to pop out of the shadows, issue the fine and then vanish in to thin air again it was long
A few years ago I was taken ill at the wheel so I pulled over in a place called Longton on a Sunday afternoon, it was deserted,
I first put my head on the wheel for a while and then opened the car door where I started to puke in the gutter.
I turned round and the Warden was walking off and there was a ticket on my screen.
I tried to have him about it "Can't you see I was ill" etc.
Anyway I eventually took it to the Ombudsman who got hold of CCTV evidence and witnessed me being ill and him giving me a ticket and I got off.
I was informed that the Warden would have a stern warning.
Boxing Day last year Stoke were at home.
I looked out of my window and a Warden was writing out a ticket for my neighbour opposite who had parked on the road.
I hobbled out shouting at him that he lives there and when he turned I realised it was the same Warden.
He realised I was the puker and I said haven't you learnt a lesson since your last warning
Neighbour opposite had got a pass on his car and I was a bit premature