Is Jeremy Kyle God?

boycee · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:40

What is the deal with Him always "knowing" the answers!

Not the mention having been in every one of their situations with the "I've been there" phrase.

Apparently Mr Kyle has been addicted to drugs, cheated on his wife, gambled, and yet feels qualified to give advice?

Maybe Springer should get involved!

Megahurtz400 · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:41

Sinque · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:42

You aren't worth this thread, scum!

twistedheat · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:43

Porn > Daytime TV (as in, if you have time to be watching daytime tv, you should be watching porn instead)

Muffin` · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:47

I think he's a bit of a twonk, thats why he's hosting Daytime TV.

Azagoth · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:48

Mephisto · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:50

boycee said:
Apparently Mr Kyle has been addicted to drugs, cheated on his wife, gambled, and yet feels qualified to give advice?

Well of course. He's had those problems and escaped them, he knows what it feels like, he can relate to the situation.

Tom|Nbk · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:50

boycee said:
What is the deal with Him always "knowing" the answers!

Not the mention having been in every one of their situations with the "I've been there" phrase.

Apparently Mr Kyle has been addicted to drugs, cheated on his wife, gambled, and yet feels qualified to give advice?

Maybe Springer should get involved!

It's all a big pantomime his researchers do more work than him

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p4radox · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:50

He just has a load of stock answers that apply to 99% of the situations he has to resolve:

"get off my stage"
"think of the children"
"get a job"
"take some responsibility"

Using those, and the odd strategic round of applause from the audience is all that's needed to make the majority of the low-lives see sense.

JoDaMa · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:51

Azagoth said:

Haha

i remember when that was on tv, good old dead ringers

Monkey Puzzle · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:51

He's an unpleasant bully. Didn't know about the drug addiction, cheating etc. I suppose that makes a bit of sense really. Similar to Trisha always going OTT about cannabis as she was a **** for a bit.

lee32uk · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:51

The tools are the people who go on these shows in the first place!!! Why would you want to broadcast your personal problems on national tv.

Megahurtz400 · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:54

Monkey Puzzle said:
He's an unpleasant bully. Didn't know about the drug addiction, cheating etc. I suppose that makes a bit of sense really. Similar to Trisha always going OTT about cannabis as she was a **** for a bit.

"Kiss me teeth!"

Ahhh Bo selecta, happy times

tom_e · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:54

Hes a ****

georges · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:56

Money?

Reality|Bites · 24 Sep 2007 at 20:59

Most of the time they just have actors on these shows, Remember Vanessa got caught doing that very thing.

RockLobster · 24 Sep 2007 at 21:05

p4radox said:
He just has a load of stock answers that apply to 99% of the situations he has to resolve:

"get off my stage"
"think of the children"
"get a job"
"take some responsibility"

Using those, and the odd strategic round of applause from the audience is all that's needed to make the majority of the low-lives see sense.

haha so true.

Tom0 · 24 Sep 2007 at 21:08

Trisha is worse, pedantic whore

"When i was pregnant, i was working right up until my waters broke" was one that made me angry the other morning.... PEOPLES CIRCUMSTANCES ARE DIFFERENT YOU STUPID COW, SOME PEOPLE CANT OR DONT FEEL STRONG ENOUGH TO WORK UP UNTIL THAT POINT!

pretentious ******** the lot of them.

oh and Trisha wears a wig.

WarBird · 24 Sep 2007 at 21:09

Reality|Bites said:
Most of the time they just have actors on these shows, Remember Vanessa got caught doing that very thing.

does anyone really care tbh

Andr3w · 24 Sep 2007 at 21:10

jerry springer is fake