Is my phone broken, infested, or what?

[Amleto]

received what at first glance I thought was some dodgy text message:

`dodgar3`

Sincerely wish your father rest in peace in heaven and you find true love in the future

Then I thought, hmmm, probably too specific/sad to be trying a scam. Tried to reply and can't because there is no number.

Posted something on FB asking if anyone had texted, then pretty soon after I get this text:

mind femme fatale

Is it just from some anonymous text service?

 

[Dj_Jestar]

You've got 7 days.

 

[Edrof]

Can I have your stuff?

 

[Mat]

 

[twist3d0n3]

phoneaids!

 

[InertProtocol]

Dude, seriously, start running now...time is-a-ticking!

 

[Cosimo]

phoneaids!

Your phone will drop off in seven days followed by your bits.

 

[mothermachine]

Worst "I've been cursed" thread ever.

 

[Gilly]

Did you refuse to buy heather?

 

[Shayper]

Worst "I've been cursed" thread ever.

Did you refuse to buy heather?

Op, did you have unprotected phone sex?

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Op, did you have unprotected phone sex?

Oh lol.. that got some weird snorty noises that sounded a bit like someone trying to stifle their laughter from me.

 

[Amleto]

making me paranoid!

 

[Shayper]

Oh lol.. that got some weird snorty noises that sounded a bit like someone trying to stifle their laughter from me.

 

[Amleto]

** thread update **

wtf I've just had another one! This one reads:

The femme fatale eventually leaves...You can start to open you blindfolded eyes from now. God bless you

kinky

 

[kitkat9933]

Can I have your stuff?

How nice of you lol.

 

[Pestilence]

They're coming to get you, Barbara.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Someone is clearly trying to initiate a sexy version of a text based RPG. Best put on your robe and wizards hat.

 

[kthula666]

and get into into Boxing Stance

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Jsmoke? Kwerk?

 

[Bromhead]

+1 Boxing stance is definitely needed.