Is this an overreaction or am I being paranoid?

DampDog · 2 Feb 2014 at 16:22

This kid never stood a chance, with a thieving (scumping) uncle as a role model. It's not like the kid has a real chance of becoming overweight with Uncle-bacon snatcher hoovering up all the scraps. Every visit must be like a race to the fridge.

Dis86 · 2 Feb 2014 at 16:45

COYS said:
The worst thing is there's no mention of you applying brown sauce to said piece of bacon

gtfo

deuse · 2 Feb 2014 at 16:50

easyrider said:
If my daughter acted like that..I would seriously think I had failed as a parent.

I bet your mom thinks the same now. Bacon thief or the troll is strong take your pick.

FARGO · 2 Feb 2014 at 16:59

I think you're telling porkies.

Captain Chaos · 2 Feb 2014 at 17:16

I think you acting a bit rash and to be fair this thread really takes the bacon!

**I will get my coat**

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 18:56

DampDog said:
This kid never stood a chance, with a thieving (scumping) uncle as a role model. It's not like the kid has a real chance of becoming overweight with Uncle-bacon snatcher hoovering up all the scraps. Every visit must be like a race to the fridge.

I wish the fridge played a part TBH...But nope...Its stuff like "i'm thirsty" "Get me a drink"

Any both parents run :rolleyes:

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Feb 2014 at 18:59

easyrider said:
I want a bacon.

This is the best thing.

DampDog · 2 Feb 2014 at 19:17

easyrider said:
I wish the fridge played a part TBH...But nope...Its stuff like "i'm thirsty" "Get me a drink"

Any both parents run

Ahh... That's bad news..

CaptainRAVE · 2 Feb 2014 at 19:22

easyrider said:
asked him if he was gay and left

Well I am glad you were acting like an adult :rolleyes:

d_brennen · 2 Feb 2014 at 19:28

Bacon Snatch: a Tale of a Spoilt Child and His Nephew, coming to a cinema near you this spring

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 19:31

CaptainRAVE said:
Well I am glad you were acting like an adult

It had all gone down hill from there...I made sure mom and dad could hear me

Not that being gay means crying over bacon....But his dad does want him to get out more

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 19:32

d_brennen said:
Bacon Snatch:

My middle finger smells smokey still

robgmun · 2 Feb 2014 at 20:13

I honestly don't know what I am doing in this thread or where we're going but damn the ride is fun!

airwave99 · 2 Feb 2014 at 20:22

easyrider said:
My middle finger smells smokey still

Too much information! :eek:

Mr Badger · 2 Feb 2014 at 20:22

easyrider said:
My middle finger smells smokey still

Isn't your cat called Smokey?

Begbie · 2 Feb 2014 at 20:27

Castiel said:
Sounds like you are as much a brat who wants his own way as the kid tbh...why you ate the bacon without permission is bad enough, but then throwing a wobbly and buying bread and bacon in order to embarrass you sister and her partner (sounds like you were in fact trying to cover up your own embarrassment) is beyond me....that the 7 year old was being a 7 year old is immaterial...you have no such excuse and should know better.

Bit harsh, if I walked into my sisters and she had some bacon lying on the side I'd eat it.

But then I suppose the OP wouldn't need to ask a forum if it was out of order if he knew what relationship he had with his sister.

I would've eat the bacon and drop kicked my nephew.

easyrider · 3 Feb 2014 at 00:19

robgmun said:
I honestly don't know what I am doing in this thread or where we're going but damn the ride is fun!

Efour · 3 Feb 2014 at 05:47

Am I going mad?

Amraam · 3 Feb 2014 at 16:07

I'm someone stole my bacon I'd cry and scream "I want bacon". Kid was well within his rights IMO

C.R.A.Z.Y · 3 Feb 2014 at 16:15

easyrider said:
I think the 7 year is a spoilt little **** and they need to have a serious chat with themselves.

no?

Sounds like you have a fantastic relationship with your nephew :rolleyes:

How about spending more time with him and work on improving that rather than bitching about a child to random people on the internet??