Is this funny?

How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat ?

She fits into your wife's clothes.

Thanks all. It's been a pleasure. Goodbye and goodnight. :p
 
"Dear," asked a wife. "What would you do if I died?"

"Why dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"

"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.

"No, of course not, dear" said the husband.

"Don't you like being married?" asked the wife.

"Of course I do, dear" he said.

"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

"All right," said the husband, "I'd remarry."

"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.

"Yes," said the husband.

"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" asked the wife.

After a long pause. "Well, yes, I suppose I would," replied the husband.

"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes?"

"I suppose, if she wanted to," said the husband.

"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"

"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."

"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too!?"

"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed."
 
Clean version!! ;)

She said "I want 12 inches and I want it to hurt?"

He said "I will make love to you twice and punch you in the head!" :D

If the above too rude let me know and I will remove it!!
 
That's a fairly poor example of that's what she said. Here's a recent one I've encountered whilst the gf and I were driving past a local, large Chinese supermarket that wraps around a large building in Huddersfield, the supermarket is called 'Dong Dong'...

Me: "Dong dong!" (the name is funny)
The GF: "It's quite long"
Me: "That what she said".

Me and my girlfriend were sharing a packet of M&M's.....
Me: "Being greedy?"
She: "It tastes better when you have two in your mouth at the same time."
That's what she said.....

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Three points on your licence for that.


Be careful if you're driving past Old Trafford this week. A lot of people have picked up 3 points there recently.
 
Back
Top Bottom