Is this Joke funny?

Darg · 25 May 2007 at 17:55

Shvankin said:
George Bush, always trying to be presidential, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."

What ruined it for me was that I couldn't imagine Bush being able to speak like this. He's always seemed to me like a well trained ape when he's making speeches.

Jaap74 · 25 May 2007 at 18:00

the bit about thousands of people cheering Bush is just so unbelievable.... the guys a total and complete *&*&^£"

whitecrook · 25 May 2007 at 18:28

A woman walks into a bakers and sees some nice things on display under the glass counter, but one item catches her eye - she asks the baker:

"Is that a cake or a meringue?"

And the Baker says:

"No, you are right - it's a cake'

.

Kohaashi · 8 Apr 2008 at 18:50

whitecrook said:
A woman walks into a bakers and sees some nice things on display under the glass counter, but one item catches her eye - she asks the baker:

"Is that a cake or a meringue?"

And the Baker says:

"No, you are right - it's a cake'

.

I don't get it

G|mp · 8 Apr 2008 at 18:53

Holy thread ressurection Batman !! :eek:

neil3k · 8 Apr 2008 at 18:56

Painfully awful

G-MAN2004 · 8 Apr 2008 at 19:01

Chadd said:
I don't get it

'A meringue' sounds the same as 'am I wrong'... Well, it doesn't really but yeah.

SideWinder · 8 Apr 2008 at 19:01

whitecrook said:
A woman walks into a bakers and sees some nice things on display under the glass counter, but one item catches her eye - she asks the baker:

"Is that a cake or a meringue?"

And the Baker says:

"No, you are right - it's a cake'

.

*Evil laugh* said:
Meringue sounds the same as 'am I wrong'... Well, it doesn't really but yeah.

G-MAN2004 · 8 Apr 2008 at 19:03

SideWinder said:

Say meringue in a weird accent.

Basically, just an awful joke.

MarcLister · 8 Apr 2008 at 19:06

Chadd said:
I don't get it

I heard it originally as Alex Ferguson saying that so imagine a Glaswegian accent if you will.

Duke · 8 Apr 2008 at 19:14

The strangest thing happened to me last night...

I put my dinner in the oven as normal, and I must have left it for about 20 minutes before going back to check on it.

To my surprise, when I opened the oven door, the whole thing had gone. Tray, food, everything - not a trace.

Last time I buy McCann's Oven Chips...

whitecrook · 8 Apr 2008 at 19:59

J1234 · 8 Apr 2008 at 20:00

Duke said:
Snip

Hahaha!!

Jingo... · 8 Apr 2008 at 20:31

Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends bum with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

*tis horrendous... but I'm happy it's better than the OP

milkinc13 · 8 Apr 2008 at 20:36

bad but made me snigger

Nitefly · 8 Apr 2008 at 20:36

If you have to ask, the answer is always no.

Viper² · 8 Apr 2008 at 20:37

trickyj said:
Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends bum with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

*tis horrendous... but I'm happy it's better than the OP

WTF..

GarethDW · 8 Apr 2008 at 20:38

MarcLister said:
I heard it originally as Alex Ferguson saying that so imagine a Glaswegian accent if you will.

Same here... and the joke needs it in order for it to work.

Oh, great joke, Duke

Wang · 8 Apr 2008 at 21:18

Man lying in bed after sex with his Thai wife, she is lay there and just keeps stroking his ****. He laughs and asks her,
"Do you really like my **** so much?" to which she replies......................................

"No, i just really miss mine"

G-MAN2004 · 8 Apr 2008 at 21:29

Lmao.