You are stating quite firmly that the car has these $$$$ costs to run, im giving you genuine options that allow the car to still be run, for a much lower cost than you are making out.
Not really. I'd say you're more doing a great job of demonstrating exactly what Fox and the others are lamenting. This is exactly how most epic cars like these sadly die. They get bought by people like you who replace the proper engineered suspension systems with cheap coilovers and fit Chinese chocolate turbos. Next tyre change a set of Ling-Longs go on cos at least the tread pattern looks a bit like good tyres. Or even better - some illegal used race slicks from Ebay.
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Then normal servicing and maintenance slips and slips and slips doing unseen (at least for now) damage to the engine and transmission. Rust is allowed to start taking hold. That oil leak is still there - ah well I'll just keep topping it up, you say. Same with the coolant. Inside, the leather hasn't been treated for years and various bits of interior trim are removed and inexplicably lost.
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At this point you decide to 'upgrade the stereo innit' by ripping out the OEM audio system (which only doesn't work because you need to re-enter the code after disconnecting the battery while you fitted an Ebay 'electric supercharger' but you've lost the code and wont pay the dealer a tenner to look it up). You fit a slab of cheap plastic adaptor with a silver abomination of an aftermarket headunit in the middle with more flashing lights than a disco. This sounds worse than the OEM audio system so you ruin more of the interior fitting 'upgraded' speakers and a sub box.
Just when the audio install is finished and 'sounding wicked' the Chinese chocolate turbos let go (after 1000 miles) and the engine is put out of the misery it's been in for some time already since it's now lubricated by 2-year old tesco value diesel oil (it was on promotion) and constantly overheated as half the volume of the cooling system is scale because it's filled now with plain water. A conrod flies through the bonnet ruining the pretend carbon fibre wrap job that's just been done and now it's game over.
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