As a Saturday job, many years ago, I worked in Toys R Us. We had to wear the "uniform" which was a stripey orange and white blaze.
One customer came over to me and asked, "Do you work here?", to which I replied, "No, I'm wearing this for a bet!"

Why are the smileys still in Santa hats???
One customer came over to me and asked, "Do you work here?", to which I replied, "No, I'm wearing this for a bet!"

Why are the smileys still in Santa hats???
