Is your dad scared of your mum ?

[movingtables]

Get a call from my dad:

DAD: SON she's gonna kill me
ME: Er why ?
DAD: come round and tell me if she will notice this burn
ME: Er ok
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Turns out he is painting the hall and he dropped his fag.
he said do yeh recon she will notice it.

I'll leave it up to you guys to decide: http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/3426/burnbg0.jpg

think she'll notice?

PS- my folks are both aged 63.

 

[Biohazard]

Yes, noob!

 

[Fireskull]

Haha yea hes dead

 

[MarcLister]

Oh yeah. What's the scale on that anyway? A close up of the burn mark from a cigarette?

 

[Wiggins]

Yup, I think there is a fair chance that your mother is going to staple his gonads to the wall

 

[Greenlizard0]

Yeah, I'm scared of your mom.

 

[Tefal]

Spill paint on it or cut a small square of carpet from somewhere else

And yeah my dads scared of me mum

 

[Sic]

Spill paint on it or cut a small square of carpet from somewhere else

And yeah my dads scared of me mum

Trust you to think small. You two need to get smoking and make some polkadot carpet - be quick!

 

[movingtables]

Oh yeah. What's the scale on that anyway? A close up of the burn mark from a cigarette?

about a 10p coin. oops!!

 

[MR_Punk]

A 10p coin, whats he smoking lol

 

[unwashed potato!]

why not cover it up with the paint? at least then it will just be a mistake whilst trying to something nice

 

[movingtables]

A 10p coin, whats he smoking lol

ironicaly he started some new drug this morning to stop smoking.
champix i think its called lol.

 

[Greenlizard0]

Fat Cuban lol

 

[MarcLister]

Yup, I think there is a fair chance that your mother is going to staple his gonads to the wall

Once they've been forcibly removed?

about a 10p coin. oops!!

Haha. 10p?!

 

[Bengaboy]

lol, he mustve been smoking a large cigar / spliff to have a burn mark like that!

 

[Tefal]

he was probbably faffing about trying to put brush/roller down and the carpet looks synthetic and they melt quite quick.

 

[movingtables]

lol, he mustve been smoking a large cigar / spliff to have a burn mark like that!

it had burnt through a painting sheet so he didnt notice at first. i guess it must have spread out a bit

when i walked in it smelt like a bush fire the hallway

 

[movingtables]

*update"

I just phonned him:

ME: hi hows it going?
DAD: Hmmmm

ME: who's talking in the background?
DAD: I'm in Carpet-World Son.

Mother in background: get off the phone fool and choose

 

[KittensCake]

*update"

I just phonned him:

ME: hi hows it going?
DAD: Hmmmm

ME: who's talking in the background?
DAD: I'm in Carpet-World Son.

Mother in background: get off the phone fool and choose

Hahahaha

 

[Wiggins]

LMFAO