It even has a watermark

I'd rather read Magnolia's creative but insane threads than another "Waaah help me with my girlfriend" thread.

Awesome business card, by the way.

This. While I'm far more of a lurker than a poster, his threads entertain me much more than the majority of stuff on here. I also enjoy the reactions.
 
I decided to create one on behalf of arekgreenman888 for your enjoyment (and mine).

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hey, leave my love alone.
 
Not sure why he's getting a lot of stick in this thread? What he's posted has a use, and others can take part in it to potentially create brilliant/ridiculous things. I think the Magnolia anti-fanboys are out in full force today.

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This x 1,000

His got a hot wife and yet he spends his life on this forums endlessly posting questionable homo-erotic threads about his fantasy blokes. I wonder if his wife knows he's really a big fruit or he's using this forum as an outlet. He can use Second Life instead to be weird and save us from his crap.
This is still magical. Every word a sermon in itself.
 
Fludd
by
Hilary Mantel
3.51 · Rating details · 3,943 ratings · 307 reviews
One dark and stormy night in 1956, a stranger named Fludd mysteriously turns up in the dismal village of Fetherhoughton. He is the curate sent by the bishop to assist Father Angwin-or is he?

In the most unlikely of places, a superstitious town that understands little of romance or sentimentality, where bad blood between neighbors is ancient and impenetrable, miracles begin to bloom.

No matter how copiously Father Angwin drinks while he confesses his broken faith, the level of the bottle does not drop.

Although Fludd does not appear to be eating, the food on his plate disappears.

Fludd becomes lover, gravedigger, and savior, transforming his dull office into a golden regency of decision, unashamed sensation, and unprecedented action.

Knitting together the miraculous and the mundane, the dreadful and the ludicrous, Fludd is a tale of alchemy and transformation told with astonishing art, insight, humor, and wit.
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Fludd
by
Hilary Mantel
3.51 · Rating details · 3,943 ratings · 307 reviews
One dark and stormy night in 1956, a stranger named Fludd mysteriously turns up in the dismal village of Fetherhoughton. He is the curate sent by the bishop to assist Father Angwin-or is he?

In the most unlikely of places, a superstitious town that understands little of romance or sentimentality, where bad blood between neighbors is ancient and impenetrable, miracles begin to bloom.

No matter how copiously Father Angwin drinks while he confesses his broken faith, the level of the bottle does not drop.

Although Fludd does not appear to be eating, the food on his plate disappears.

Fludd becomes lover, gravedigger, and savior, transforming his dull office into a golden regency of decision, unashamed sensation, and unprecedented action.

Knitting together the miraculous and the mundane, the dreadful and the ludicrous, Fludd is a tale of alchemy and transformation told with astonishing art, insight, humor, and wit.
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A bit high-brow for me, but I may dust off my library ticket and give it a whirl. I'm in the mood for a good thriller and this could be give me a bit of zest to spice things up in my life.

Thanks Magnolia.
 
This x 1,000

His got a hot wife and yet he spends his life on this forums endlessly posting questionable homo-erotic threads about his fantasy blokes. I wonder if his wife knows he's really a big fruit or he's using this forum as an outlet. He can use Second Life instead to be weird and save us from his crap.

Gonna need photographic evidence of that I'm afraid.

dude, why did you bump over 5 years ago.

This is a good question.
 
why are all of you telling him his posts are **** but then continue feeding the troll? maybe ignore him - and he will stop posting crap...

& lol at the toilet comment..
 
Gonna need photographic evidence of that I'm afraid.
You are?

Everyone knows that hot women are utterly bat-spit, and poor Mags has clearly been driven out of his wits by her... These seemingly-senseless posts of his are clearly the ramblings of a very troubled mind, henpecked to hell, gaslit beyond imagination, badgered to beggary, and the last feeble cries of his former sanity as it tapers off into oblivion... what more proof do you need?
 
Gonna need photographic evidence of that I'm afraid.

It was like 5 years ago, i just remember him posting a picture of him and his wife in another thread and yeah she was hot, you're stereotypical Aussie blonde type. Maybe they broke up or something and he's going over old threads trying to find out where he went wrong
 
A bit high-brow for me, but I may dust off my library ticket and give it a whirl. I'm in the mood for a good thriller and this could be give me a bit of zest to spice things up in my life.

Thanks Magnolia.
I don't think it's high-brow and it's certainly not going to take you too long to finish as it's a rather short book. It is tangentially related to my OP from 5 years back and while it's mainly a book about faith and redemption and it is beautifully written, it's really a gently comedic but also wistful look at human character.

Cheers @robgmun for the kind words, although my wife is a Kiwi not an Aussie :)
 
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