It's another poor quality joke!

A blond woman walks up to pay for the the stuff she collected in the store.. Here's the shopping list:

1 Apple
1 Bottle of milk
1 Bread
1 Pack of cheese
1 Pack of ham
1 Salad
1 Onion
1 Can of corn
1 Pack of gum

As she went to pay for it the man behind the desk looked at her and said: "Single, huh?"

The blond started giggling and answered: "Hi, good guess! How did you guess that?"

The cashier looked at her again as he received the money and said:


"Well, it's because you're butt ugly!"
 
icey_haj said:
Yes. ;)

Never bought 1 salad before? :p
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Although you could argue it, there's no way of telling whether 1 salad is for one person or two or more. Is a large bowl of salad at a barbeque 1 salad, even though many people would be sharing it?

I've never, ever bought 1 bread :)
 
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."

She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.

The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.

"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"

"I just want to know why you can't ring the bell for yourself?"
 
icey_haj said:
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."

She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.

The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.

"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"

"I just want to know why you can't ring the bell for yourself?"
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sort of bad saviour for thread
 
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