It's official, girls leave toilets in a worst state

Soldato
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Just recieved this e-mail in work.

"Dear Tenants,

I'm appalled to be sending this e.mail to you, but regrettably I have no other option. I have received numerous complaints over the last few days of the state in which the ladies toilets on the first floor are being left in.

Basically, individuals are leaving faeces and stains all over the actual seat and pan, and without being too explicit other bodily fluids are being deposited and left in the actual toilet for other people to witness and their mess is then left for someone else to clean up.

I don't think that it is asking much of any individual to actually check the toilet before they leave the cubicle. If persons do leave a mess for some reason, I believe its their responsibility to clean up after themselves and not leave it there for others to witness.

Lately our building has had very few if no external meetings, therefore the person/s responsible is likely to be a person from this building, which I find sickening to believe that an individual can leave toilets in this way, especially knowing that they do and will be used by other tenants and staff. There is no consideration at all by this person/s for others in the building.

Please could you inform all members of staff of this e.mail as it needs to be requested that persons respect the facilities of the building and others who have to use them also.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter. "


Sort it out women! :p
 
Seriously, I have never seen this, and would have no idea how the mechanics of it would work.

Maybe there are women who perch over the seat rather than on it? How stupid!

PS: A large arse does not make it harder to centre on the loo, poor woman was probably an easy target/scapegoat



Maybe they forget to clean their *** then slide forward off the toilet seat leaving a big smear :p
 
Trimming your pubes with a knife, that's an accident waiting to happen ! :D


Hahahahaha, I could imagine that on a lads night out at a bar, iv pulled!!.........ill be back in 2 secs love just nipping to the toilet to trim me pubes:p
 
shameful, well..i think we need to teach these ladies a lesson...coming from masters who can hit the target from the standing position.

Lectures will be 1 hour sessions and I will be holding this at *ENTER NAME HERE * public toilets

Lesson 101 - How to take a wee
Lesson 102 - How to take a crap
Lesson 103 - How to take a crap, wipe it up
Lesson 104 - How not to make the toilet look like a jam factory


haha

sorry, i couldnt resist
 
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