Its ONLY BLEY FRIDAY!!1!

Gilly said:
Facial hair is fine, as long is it doesn't go too far. Beards are wrong but stubble is required. Though even beards are better than gay long hair.
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Agree to an extent. When you say gay long hair..are we talking covering the neck? Saw the campest guy i have ever seen in my life in USC. Like the mullet style but with a thick spiked up line, folded over, highlighted..and commented on an item of women's clothing to be, "gorgeous". :eek:
 
Going to clean my car tomorrow, then have a few beers, get some food then have a few more, might go out out though not sure, spending far too much money lately :(

Sunday - naff all. Might go to the pub in the evening though
 
off to a flat party in london then hitting the town. should be interesting... the only thing im not looking forward to is sleeping on the hard floor :( saturday night will be all about finding a bed before the nights out ;)
 
Just got in from a night out bowling with workmates (paid for by the company so cheap night :D) which was a good laugh.
Got work in the morning but hopefully that'll be quiet thanks to the rugby. Once I get in from work Saturday night I'm hoping to do absolutely nothing until Tuesday, fingers crossed.
It's been a long week so I could do with a nice couple of relaxing days off.
 
Miserable weekend worker here. Hoping for a nice quiet day tomorrow what with the game being on. I need to minimise my calls and maximise my bookings to increase my overall conversion. Easier said than done!
 
Tonight I played football for 3 hours. I then had a lovely Lamb curry. 30 minutes ago I had bad pains in my stomach and 10 minutes later I was reacquainted with most of the lovely Lamb curry. I don't mind being sick when I've been drinking because that usually comes up in one quick go but rice comes up very slowly. Now I'm trying to fish out a stupid chunk of Lamb that's stuck up my nose with the end of a biro. Tomorrow I'll either be dead from food poisoning or watching the rugby. On Sunday I'll either have been dead for a day or watching Chelsea v Liverpool.
 
I worked, which was made more interesting by a 6'7 black guy picking a fight with a squaddie from the local barracks. Cue every other squaddie type in the pub joining in and having a big 20 man scuffle in front of the bar, clairs smashed, glasses everywhere, tables dropped on people on the floor...Somehow, the big bloke still walked away on top, having floored (literally) about 10 people and wandered around screaming "I ******* own this town now!". Until the police turned up. I'd been maintaining my position nicely behind the bar hammering the panic button :p

..This is supposed to be a quiet market town :eek: Damn cheap wetherspoons beer.
 
Pigeon_Killer said:
Now I'm trying to fish out a stupid chunk of Lamb that's stuck up my nose with the end of a biro
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Haha ergh!

fifiov said:
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What a story! Was he this guy by any chance?

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Pigeon_Killer said:
Tonight I played football for 3 hours. I then had a lovely Lamb curry. 30 minutes ago I had bad pains in my stomach and 10 minutes later I was reacquainted with most of the lovely Lamb curry. I don't mind being sick when I've been drinking because that usually comes up in one quick go but rice comes up very slowly. Now I'm trying to fish out a stupid chunk of Lamb that's stuck up my nose with the end of a biro. Tomorrow I'll either be dead from food poisoning or watching the rugby. On Sunday I'll either have been dead for a day or watching Chelsea v Liverpool.
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Now I think I have got food poisoning. Pains haven't gone away, been sick countless times and I've had multiple cases of diarrhoea that's just fallen/dripped out in to the bowl. I've excepted I'm not getting much sleep for the next few hours. On a brighter note, the lump of lamb was finally removed with my mums tweezers.
 
Plans for tonight (Saturday):

*Pop down Hyper Value and get a doorstop (exciting)
*Browse through deviantart.com and get a nice print for the wall
*Pop out with some mates and watch the Wales/England match
*Then onto the casino and take advantage of the two cocktails for the price of one before 8pm offer
*Then heading home to play computer games and leaving my mates to go clubbing

:D
 
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