It's only your mum. Whats the problem?

[gonda]

I still think we deserve some sort of explanation about the necklace....not so fussed about the rest of it

 

[gonda]

maybe he's an Emo. The necklace probably had a Green Day pendant on it.

Or Avril Lavigne!

P.s OHai2u floatindolphin - Mickleover here

 

[deus3x]

Bin her dude, done finished sorted....

 

[Gilly]

Click your fingers, do the guns at them both and wink on your way out. Leave whilst whilstling the Great Escape theme.

 

[Tummy]

Do you even know for certian it was her mam and not another boyfriend?

KaHn

Or girlfriend?

 

[log1K]

As you leave the room in front of them, just inform her you've left a little present for her

 

[No1newts]

"OMG she's ashamed of me infront of her mum" - and that damages ur ego in some way? I'd have maybe been ****ed and talked about it the following morning but the storming off like a big gay bear is just class.

I vote he gets a name change to Big Gay Bear!!!

 

[mrk]

ITT: Cliffs: She's just ashamed at the gayboyness of your gayness ¬_¬

 

[sorn21]

Overclock her?

 

[Gilly]

Overclock her?

:/

 

[Pestilence]

Should've waited until you could hear they were mid-conversation, then just casually dandered out dangly-naked into the kitchen said "OH HI!" to the mum, then asked the girlfriend if there's any eggs in the fridge.

 

[thedude23]

Perhaps she looked at you and realised how ugly you are

Harsh.

Let her off,by the sounds of it you had a lucky escape.

 

[mmj_uk]

Are you sure it was her mum? maybe she has a male friend and just told you it was her mum.

 

[sorn21]

:/

Underclock her?

I don't know I'm useless in these kind of situations!

 

[floatindolphin]

Or Avril Lavigne!

P.s OHai2u floatindolphin - Mickleover here

ha ha! there's more in Mickleover than just Tescos!

 

[LordSplodge]

ha ha! there's more in Mickleover than just Tescos!

The Tesco in Mickleover is rubbish. Too small! Mind you it's better than the shops in Littleover.*



* I work in Littleover!

 

[Rameses]

I think you missed a potential threesome there.

 

[floatindolphin]

The Tesco in Mickleover is rubbish. Too small! Mind you it's better than the shops in Littleover.*



* I work in Littleover!

yeah it is pretty rubbish. They don't even have a necklace counter.

 

[zero-one]

Completely off topic - but i'm from Mickleover aswell.

My post's about as interesting as the op too.

 

[LordSplodge]

yeah it is pretty rubbish. They don't even have a necklace counter.

Yeah everybody knows a decent Tesco has an necklace department...