I've been wildly drunk before but ...

I feel that this is a good thread to advertise two of my business that are obviously in their infancy. A) A to Head Corner shop.

And, B) special butchers dealing with offal.
 
The point I'm trying to make is that this guy has obviously had more than just vodka and weed (LSD?), or he's a dangerous psychopath blaming his antics on the drugs, maybe the alcohol gave him the confidence to carry out his fantasy.
 
vonhelmet said:
You're a hero of the modern age, and you also have a massive - if peculiarly coloured - penis.
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lol. I feel sorry for you guy, you will never escape that label! What I like though is the way you take it. In the way this this forum has shaped you, at a very sensitive time in your life, you have opened up, and I think, (well me personally) that has given you a big presence on this forum.

I would offer you a high five, but I enjoy the fact that my equipment is colour coded!

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Not you! But the famous guy has a technickour dreamcoat penis, I suck at quoting!
 
asim18 said:
The point I'm trying to make is that this guy has obviously had more than just vodka and weed (LSD?), or he's a dangerous psychopath blaming his antics on the drugs, maybe the alcohol gave him the confidence to carry out his fantasy.
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no one knows exactly how much he smoked and how much he drunk.. ;) in Ukraine they have "home made vodka" which is close to 60% :)
 
grudas said:
no one knows exactly how much he smoked and how much he drunk.. ;) in Ukraine they have "home made vodka" which is close to 60% :)
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A higher % doesn't mean it'll cause hallucinations. You'll die from alcohol poisoning before you drink enough to make you hallucinate.
 
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grudas said:
no one knows exactly how much he smoked and how much he drunk.. ;) in Ukraine they have "home made vodka" which is close to 60% :)
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And "home made" can often be another way of saying "full of methanol and God knows what else" which could do who knows what to you.
 
Nix said:
All four inches, yo.
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I've heard a really bad rumour that the nerve endings inside a vagina only stretch 3 inches inside, however, porn as taught me differently.

Basically, this may be the worst ever thread, this guy has had sex than more than two people. What does it matter? As long as we accomplish what we set out to do!?
 
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