I've got the runs - how do you block back up?

[DampCat]

Right, obviously i got the wrong end of the stick here.

i was thinking far more pro-actively.

 

[Tom2k8]

How in this world did you manage to spend £575 on pizzas?

No wonder you have the craps tbh.

 

[Rwac]

a healthy leg of raw, bloody chicken should sort you out mate. om nom nom

I can never read those words without making the noise

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

I can never read those words without making the noise

What words?

"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"?

 

[-Ad-]

Down a tapeworm in a jug of tequila. Let him fix your insides up like a real life 'house'. Don't forget the bread stick as he'll need a walking stick down there.

 

[chimponarope]

I'm amazed at that bill on just pizzas! Even I couldn't eat that much and I like my food!

Any medication with Loperamide in it will do the trick. 2 will definitely stop it but might also stop you going for days after like said above.

 

[Bar]

all I can say is it has very little to do with pizza...

...runs to the loo again

wheres the chilled bog roll?!?!?

 

[checjb]

Imodium is the best idea. Actually I have used the Tesco's version in the past. Its cheaper and works just a well. Go generic and try to recoup some of that ridiculous £575 bill.

 

[TaKeN]

I hate immodium, I suffer with IBS and I find that the immodium either doesn't work, or it stops your stools from moving along but leaves you with the pain !

Kaolin and Morphine used to work wonders for me, I realy must buy another bottle..

Peptobismol is also good stuff

Seriously though, if you've got realy realy bad runs I'd call in sick !

 

[FTM]

all I can say is it has very little to do with pizza...

...runs to the loo again

wheres the chilled bog roll?!?!?

get some wet wipes to sooth your flaming sphincter...it will only get more sore as your episodes continue!

 

[Bar]

get some wet wipes to sooth your flaming sphincter...it will only get more sore as your episodes continue!

The advantage to having young kids - lots of baby wipes around

 

[Carzy]

I'm guessing you had a rather large group of people with you, because even including wine (the most expensive bottle in pizza express must only be like £30-40) I dont think you could physically eat and drink £575 of food in one sitting between a few friends in pizza express!

 

[aproctor]

i would complain and get soem of that £575 back.

 

[Sone]

he mentioned in his other thread he was taking a load of 16yr old girls to London. must have of picked the larger ladies

 

[Carzy]

he mentioned in his other thread he was taking a load of 16yr old girls to London. must have of picked the larger ladies

Rofl

 

[welshboy]

go back to pizza express, complain youve got the runs from there pizza and then get some of that money back. .................worth a try

i would just keep your finger in your bum and walk round all day, you'll be fine.

 

[fonzee]

he mentioned in his other thread he was taking a load of 16yr old girls to London. must have of picked the larger ladies

lmao

 

[Jingo...]

£575? How many of you were there? 20?

 

[Mat]

Scanned image of the receipt with bread or it didn't happen

Edit: I'd actually be interested to see what managed to bring the bill to that staggering sum!

 

[platypus]

I think the issue is really how can you spend £575 ON PIZZAS?????

Well, whenever I got to Pizza Express I have to spend about £40 because I need at least 2 pizzas. Then if I want dessert and drinks...so, if there was at least ten of them theres a minimum of £400 there already.