Jaffacakes

A Jaffa Cake thread - I just had to reply :)

I am renowned for my love of the little orange cakes. My prowess in the inhalation (my wife says it more like inhaling than eating), is legendary.

I luuuuuuuurve the Jaffa's
 
Once a pack is opened they all have to be eaten in one sitting..............It's The Law!

Even the cheap 'pound shop' ones have their charm and come-and-get-me-looks
 
I almost pulled some bird in a pub once by telling her I put the orange bits in Jaffa Cakes for a living. Had her hook, line and sinker with stories about free boxes at Christmas and stuff, having to keep pigeons away from the conveyor belts and all sorts.

She didn't seem as interested when I told her I was joking and worked in IT, really :(
 
i can put one into my mouth (holding it on the outside with just my lips) and strip the orange off, clear of chocolate and 'cake', without using my hands (other than putting it to my lips) :D

Video required for proof! :D


I propose that Jaffa Cakes replace loaves of bread. :D
 
Video required for proof! :D

you know, i might just do that :D

i do similar with other awkward things to eat, like prawn crackers, put just into lips, then eat it up (not in 1 mouthful) without dropping any :D
 
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oh, and
Noob

4 in. Easy.:D

no way!!!

proof with bread or it isnt true tbh!

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.....i've banned myself from them. Next relapse (its gonna happen lol) im going for 5. i know i can do it.
 
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