jailbait coping mechanisms

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I know your pain, OP, but it's OK when they're clearly asking for it (e.g. attention!). :p*

*Not really true, I am not interested in 16 year olds,
 
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wannabedamned said:
"She'll be fit when she's older" Is your saving grace
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I heard about one of my mates who was searching for opportunities to say this exact phrase a few weeks back... He was trying to work out if some primary school girls would be 'fit when they're older'... Sounded like a funny game (I wasn't there), but I'm not sure paedowatch mothers would have understood the funny side if they'd heard what hew as saying! :eek: :D

Anyway, photos last longer than glances, so three words to op:

bushes, hide, telephoto.
 
mcast said:
So the sun has finally arrived and parents are ignoring what their daughters wear. It seems this years trend is skintight shorts with bumcheeks visible.

I know the "you're a perv" comments are coming, but quite honestly I'd have to stare at the sky not to notice.

Help.
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I've been enjoying it for a few months, one of the benefits sometimes of going to the Gym :cool:
 
mcast said:
So the sun has finally arrived and parents are ignoring what their daughters wear. It seems this years trend is skintight shorts with bumcheeks visible.

I know the "you're a perv" comments are coming, but quite honestly I'd have to stare at the sky not to notice.

Help.
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Ok, here's what happened today on the tube on the way home. There i was, lucky to get a seat on a packed central line train on the way home when a mum (looked 40+ and not hot) and what appeared to be 2 teenage daughters. If i had to guess then they were between 15-17. They were wearing jean hotpants. These girls where simply stunning, legs up to their armpits and with asses that any red blooded male would destroy.

So both of them decide to stand in front of me, half the time with their asses in my face and the rest moving round showing of their long legs and their smooth skin. Queue 20min desperately trying to not notice too much getting sneak peaks of their figures as i felt like if people spotted me ogling them too much i would get lynched. :o:o

Nice journey home anyhow. Taking a look at a good looking woman certainly puts lead in a mans pencil :)
 
Haha, what I find more amusing is the possibility of someone from MumsNet or perhaps a belligerent journo stumbling upon this thread and not understanding that it's all just humour.

I'll see you in the Daily Mail chaps!
 
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