Jamaican translate tool?

Colin_da_Killer · 5 Oct 2006 at 21:45

Does anyone know if there is one of those wierd translate websites like this one... http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php

but for the Jamacain accent translator?

Sorry if that doesn't make sense but I basically want to type something up in english and get it translated as if when you read it, it sounds like it is jamaican.

:confused:

Rhys · 5 Oct 2006 at 21:46

i will start you off :-

bacon = beer can.

Colin_da_Killer · 5 Oct 2006 at 21:48

Rhys said:
i will start you off :-

bacon = beer can.

Tanks for dat bruddah but mi know a few tings about de accent already.

ElvisFan · 5 Oct 2006 at 22:08

Just talk in a barnsley accent, but end every sentence with "Mon" instead of "Flower". Sprinkle in the odd "Babylon" for good measure and you're laughing

Tru · 5 Oct 2006 at 22:11

Duz any sucka know if dere be one uh dose wierd translate websites likes dis one... http, dig dis://www, so cut me some slack, Jack.talklikesapirateday.Slap mah fro!com/translate/index. Slap mah fro!php but fo' de Jamacain accent translato'? So'ry if dat duzn't make sense but ah' basically wanna type sump'n down in english and dig it translated as if when ya' eyeball it, it sounds likes it be jamaican. 'S coo', bro.

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

Slap mah fro!com

Bobster · 5 Oct 2006 at 22:41

A little off topic, but i went to Jamaica in June. Trying to understand two jamaicans talking to each other is impossible. Some words are English with allot of patois (Jamaican dialect).

Anyway....is this any good

http://www.jamaicans.com/speakja/talk.shtml

Tesla · 5 Oct 2006 at 22:43

OcUK got hacked...

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=hckr&url=http://www.overclockers.co.uk

Brizzles · 5 Oct 2006 at 22:53

Great link ^^^

OCUK in Jive -

" Overclockers UK gots built an enviable reputashun upside de last 6 years as de leadin' supplia' of puh'fo'mance clunker hardware in Europe. Every item be carefully selected fo' its specificashun, reliability and baaaad looks t'cut ya' complete confidence when o'derin'. Wid low prices and fast next day delivery (2 days EU) ya' could be enjoyin' any uh our range tomo'row! Right on! "

Rhys · 5 Oct 2006 at 23:05

Overclockers UK 'ave built an enviable reputation over the last 6 years as the leadin' supplier of performance French Tutor 'ardware in Europe. Evry item is carefully selected for its specification, reliability and right good 'ave a looks ter give yer complete confidence wen orderin'. Wiv low prices and fast next day deliright (2 days EU) yer could be enjoyin' any of us range tomorrow! Honest guv!

I think the one above is more suitable.

WotDa · 5 Oct 2006 at 23:34

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You what?

KizZ · 5 Oct 2006 at 23:47

Tesla said:
OcUK got hacked...

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=hckr&url=http://www.overclockers.co.uk

LMAO!

I wonder what would happen to OcUK if they actually did that

DB_SamX · 6 Oct 2006 at 00:30

KizZ said:
LMAO! I wonder what would happen to OcUK if they actually did that

Expanding their consumer market?
The same way some sites have language selection on their welcome page, OCUk could have one.

cheets64 · 6 Oct 2006 at 00:57

Colin_da_Killer said:
Does anyone know if there is one of those wierd translate websites like this one... http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php

but for the Jamacain accent translator?

Sorry if that doesn't make sense but I basically want to type something up in english and get it translated as if when you read it, it sounds like it is jamaican.

Just watch one of the old Bacardi adverts, "total grid lock man"

Or this guy Jamaican Tour Guide