Japanese readers, assemble!

[Ahleckz]

I bought this scroll from an antique shop in Tokyo. I asked for a translation at the time but forgot what he said, and I didn’t write it down. I feel it may have had something to do with hills…

Any ideas?

 

[touch]

ATM (100yen charge)

 

[Conscript]

It says "Today only - All antiques 30% off"

 

[Mr Badger]

Scroll lock engaged

 

[uber soldat]

It says "gullible tourist shop open"

 

[peterwalkley]

The hills are alive with the sound of music.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

“I Saw You Coming, Stupid Gajin.”

 

[robfosters]

It’s says “Caution, slippery floor”

 

[glenimp617]

Mens Toilets

 

[teenwolf]

Queen wasp

 

[Ahleckz]

“I Saw You Coming, Stupid Gajin.”

I think this is my favourite, and most likely!

 

[kaiowas]

I went to Tokyo and all I got was this lousy scroll

 

[Django x2]

It says, honestly

"Much money, many lines, small willy"

 

[Gerard]

"The person that bought this is a glory hole attendant"

 

[Ahleckz]

"The person that bought this is a glory hole attendant"

What do you think it’s covering?

 

[Ryan-3]

"500 Yen?! Baka Gaijin!"

 

[Raymond Lin]

That's more Chinese than Japanese. It's 100% Kanji or Chinese characters.

 

[Deleted User 298457]

It says "Today only - All antiques 30% off"

 

[Lysander]

"Especially for today, 50% off!"

EDIT: lol beaten

 

[FBi7]

It says, "Haha, cheesefest your problem now"