Jeremy Clarkson for PM

lee32uk · 12 Jun 2007 at 20:09

Raymond Lin said:
We'll be at war with the French, ban American cars and have a Brunell's face on our money if he's in office.

Good enough reason for me to vote for him

RandomTom · 12 Jun 2007 at 20:11

This would only be on par with Arnie as the Governer of California...erm, yeh as long as he had a decent team behind him who followed his actions I would readily accept him, I'm guessing he'd keep the current structure but just invade France first thing.

kip02 · 12 Jun 2007 at 20:34

I voted. I know it will never happen but would be cool to see what his manifesto would be

Gaygle · 12 Jun 2007 at 20:38

Haha! Jeremy Kyle as Home secretary! The guy is a bleedin legend. I can see it now:

(talking about jobless people) "you need to get off your backside and get some work!! You're scum! And we have DNA evidence to prove this....I asked you if you're scum...you said no......YOU'RE A LIAR ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! YOU'RE A DISGRACE"

Fubsy · 12 Jun 2007 at 20:46

Gaygle said:
Haha! Jeremy Kyle as Home secretary! The guy is a bleedin legend. I can see it now:

(talking about jobless people) "you need to get off your backside and get some work!! You're scum! And we have DNA evidence to prove this....I asked you if you're scum...you said no......YOU'RE A LIAR ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! YOU'RE A DISGRACE"

ROFL!

Signed the petition, first one ever for me, only one I would really want to happen.

yhack · 12 Jun 2007 at 20:48

Signed!

Byron5184 · 12 Jun 2007 at 20:56

The Stig as Transport Secretary

*votes*

Darkwave · 12 Jun 2007 at 20:57

Byron5184 said:
The Stig as Transport Secretary

*votes*

Seconded!

allllec · 12 Jun 2007 at 21:00

Gaygle said:
Haha! Jeremy Kyle as Home secretary! The guy is a bleedin legend. I can see it now:

(talking about jobless people) "you need to get off your backside and get some work!! You're scum! And we have DNA evidence to prove this....I asked you if you're scum...you said no......YOU'RE A LIAR ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! YOU'RE A DISGRACE"

aha, couldnt agree more!

and signed! not gonna happen but it would be funny to see what JC has to say when he hears about this :-)

VIRII · 12 Jun 2007 at 21:03

starscream said:
The slogan could be "Finaly! The British standing up for the British being proud to be British"

It'd probably work better with 2 "l"s in "finally" though....

starscream · 12 Jun 2007 at 21:10

VIRII said:
It'd probably work better with 2 "l"s in "finally" though....

You're quite the spelling bee tonight!

lee32uk · 12 Jun 2007 at 21:15

Can we have Johnny Vegas as Health Secretary ?

VIRII · 12 Jun 2007 at 21:17

starscream said:
You're quite the spelling bee tonight!

Oh sorry I did not mean to put you down or steal your thunder or urinate on your bonfire. I'd have said nothing if I had known you were so sensitive....

Jaffa_Cake · 12 Jun 2007 at 21:19

Signed! Although I hope being the PM wouldn't get in the way of making top gear..

Kristoph · 12 Jun 2007 at 21:20

SideWinder · 12 Jun 2007 at 21:23

Signed!

seaviewuk · 12 Jun 2007 at 21:25

Jaffa_Cake said:
Signed! Although I hope being the PM wouldn't get in the way of making top gear..

I hope it would!

Big Brother is superior in comparison.

As for Clarkson. 'Hamster could be Deputy PM there's a big wheel for him right outside the Houses of Parliament.

Millwall.FC · 12 Jun 2007 at 21:57

lee32uk said:
Can we have Johnny Vegas as Health Secretary ?

he'll die of a heart attack in a couple of years. so why not give him a chance

jas72 · 12 Jun 2007 at 22:10

I hate him and everything he stands for.

Wouldn't mind seeing him in a head on collision at whatever speed he likes to do.

-Nick- · 12 Jun 2007 at 22:13

jas72 said:
I hate him and everything he stands for.

Wouldn't mind seeing him in a head on collision at whatever speed he likes to do.

bit harsh tbh