Jesus Simulator

ShiWarrior · 2026-03-20T15:04:44+0000

anyone fancy being Jesus ?

Dano · 2026-03-20T15:11:16+0000

Better be multiplayer...

Mr-White · 2026-03-20T15:56:33+0000

I wonder if there's cheat codes in The Bible.

randal · 2026-03-20T15:59:29+0000

Dano said:
Better be multiplayer...

PvJ

GravyMonster · 2026-03-20T16:03:10+0000

I redeemed a code I had, but it's making me wait three days before I can play

Malevolence · 2026-03-20T16:17:56+0000

Imagine the K/D ratio for spawn camping.

.one. · 2026-03-20T22:52:13+0000

I am no bible basher but I find it distasteful maybe my age.

Fubsy · 2026-03-21T00:42:36+0000

Mr-White said:
I wonder if there's cheat codes in The Bible.

God-mode.

Penfold101 · 2026-03-21T05:34:34+0000

Edit: best not turn this into a religion bashing thread. It’ll get closed way too quickly…

labbby · 2026-03-21T07:54:26+0000

OMG finally

Penfold101 · 2026-03-21T07:59:23+0000

In fairness, it was done a long time ago…

Trifid · 2026-03-21T08:06:50+0000

Jesus dies in a couple of weeks

Penfold101 · 2026-03-21T08:17:15+0000

Trifid said:
Jesus dies in a couple of weeks

He only sacrificed a weekend though, so it’s all good.

HoneyBadger · 2026-03-21T08:19:13+0000

Praise be!

AStaley · 2026-03-21T08:22:05+0000

Mr-White said:
I wonder if there's cheat codes in The Bible.

If there are this has to be the longest running add campaign in existence.

Grim5 · 2026-03-21T08:55:57+0000

Jesus game come out the day Chuck Norris dies; shows you Chuck Norris was all that was prevented the second coming of Jesus and the rapture and now Chuck Norris has died for our sins

RedMogg · 2026-03-21T09:31:57+0000

Tried this in VR - ended up walking me into the Junior Ratings mess at HMS Collingwood and now my bum's sore.

sativa · 2026-03-21T09:51:13+0000

this game looks like a blessing

Zefan · 2026-03-21T10:23:43+0000

Hell yeah.

Drangueos · 2026-03-21T11:04:17+0000

Well... we already know how it ends...