Caporegime
- Joined
- 28 Jun 2007
- Posts
- 52,812
- Location
- Tamworth, UK
Stars abound.
But he was then spotted on CCTV in a phone box setting light to a packet of peanuts while also punching them.
Please paint me the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding veil, all this is taking place on the moon.
Please paint me Pinhead from Hellraiser getting flustered while on Celebrity Masterchef.
Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a load of Soreen so he’s going to need something sturdy.
That's just VANilla.