Raf the peasant was mooching about the busy city streets. He wasn't watching his step, and managed to fall right down a mysterious glowing hole that had unexplainably appeared in front of him. He came to in the sewers under the city with numerous scrapes and bruises, and could hear an ominous gurgling noise coming from the dark corridor leading South. Nervous and unfamiliar with his surroundings, he jumped to his feet and pegged it in the opposite direction, taking care not to slip in the **** of the forty thousand souls above.
Reaching a fork in the tunnels, the sound now further behind him than it was previously, he tossed the single copper coin in his possession and noted the result by the poor light streaming down from above. He shot off to the left, and bowled into a dead man's skeleton leaning against the wall, a rusty cleaver in its hand. He picked himself up, took the cleaver and went on.
The noise was all but inaudible now, but he still imagined it might be something he'd rather not encounter. His heart was near bursting point but onwards he sprinted until he reached a ladder leading up to a slitted grille through which sunlight shone. At this point he was curious to see what it was...perhaps it was just a mangy old cur with a diseased throat that had also fallen down the magical hole, or maybe it was some sort of water trickling underground. Deciding it prudent not to try to investigate, he discarded the cleaver, raced up the ladder, and emerged safely on the street.
Raf was always a very shrewd & aware pedestrian from that day on, and always watched his step.
The end.
1. Overcoming the Monster (and the Thrilling Escape from Death) - Doesn't apply because there wasn't a monster or deadly threat, except perhaps in his imagination
2. Rags to Riches - Obviously not
3. The Quest - He wasn't on a quest
4. Voyage & Return - He didn't set off on a voyage (a voyage is a journey that one decides to make) he just fell down a hole and found his way back to the streets
5. Comedy - Nothing comical about the story
6. Tragedy - Obviously not
7. Rebirth - Obviously not