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I remember buying some hose in B&Q once and the person working there asked me if it was for a bong!
Good luck.![]()
Now that's service.

I remember buying some hose in B&Q once and the person working there asked me if it was for a bong!
Good luck.![]()

Good luck sir, what B&Q depot is it?

Cheers
The one in Newry so about 10 mins away and right beside a McDonalds, Halfords and OcUK Competitor.
What more could you want?![]()
I've worked for B&Q.
The only machinery i'm aware of that you'll use is the timber cutter. You won't be trained to use that for upto a year. Also the wave is fun to drive around on but again, it'll take you a year for them to train you. You won't be doing much building as normally the night crew will do that when they are changing the displays etc overnight.
It's one of these companies which will ask you to sweat blood for them but won't give you a damn thing in return.
Only trade work Mon-Fri (I think) so you won't need to work weekends unless your filling in for other departments.
(Hopefully)

Ahh night crew. The Freaks
That's what we used to call them. One guy looked like one of those aliens with a big head from Total Recall.
And night shifts are boring as hell. Take your iPod (or equivalent)

Spot on my man.
When working in the call centre, I would put a customer on hold whilst I call the store.
Store line is engaged so I wait for a min.
Spend about ten minutes just looking round me wondering "It's quietened down a lot" before realising the cust is still on hold.![]()


Cheers
The one in Newry so about 10 mins away and right beside a McDonalds, Halfords and OcUK Competitor.
What more could you want?![]()


Good choice in music my man, good choiceA bit of Bloc Party and I'll be content and life will be good again.![]()
