Job Vacancy: OcUK Product Content / Community Assistant

PhysicsMan94 · 28 May 2013 at 19:34

rjkoneill said:
Also, please see the product description for the OcUK mug for an example of expertly written product descriptions.

Lol, I love the picture of the waterblock attached to the mug

MooMoo444 · 28 May 2013 at 19:48

Getting paid for postin on the forum. Where do I sign up?

valkia · 28 May 2013 at 19:50

Great opportunity to work along side our great purchasers and marketing team.

spixelspixel · 28 May 2013 at 20:09

I wood liek 2 appli

Greebo · 28 May 2013 at 20:23

valkia said:
Great opportunity to work along side our great purchasers and marketing team.

I would keep quiet about that, it might put people off

Locky · 28 May 2013 at 20:36

Greebo said:
Very true lol. I wonder how many existing ocuk employes have grade A in English?

If I was to guess - I reckon RJK would, but the rest I'm not so sure.

I got a C in English, but oh well

fiveub · 28 May 2013 at 20:45

If you do get this job, you get to look at me through a window everyday. I am surprised Gibbo did not put this in the job role.

Or would that people put people off the job?

Locky · 28 May 2013 at 20:46

5UB said:
If you do get this job, you get to look at me through a window everyday. I am surprised Gibbo did not put this in the job role.

Or would that people put people off the job?

MASSIVE PLUS!

fiveub · 28 May 2013 at 20:48

Locky said:
MASSIVE PLUS!

Will post the £10 to you tomorrow! Thank you!

passey89 · 28 May 2013 at 20:55

do we get staff discount?
How big a bonus scheme?

I can speak engrish me.

Akagi · 28 May 2013 at 21:00

passey89 said:
I can speak engrish me.

You're hired!

James J · 28 May 2013 at 21:04

Nothing wrong with starting on minimum wage, especially in a bonus scheme. Starting on it doesn't mean you'll stay on it permanently...

Locky · 28 May 2013 at 21:16

I wil rite al ur werds wicked innit, hire me.

Akagi · 28 May 2013 at 21:20

Locky said:
I wil rite al ur werds wicked innit, hire me.

shup fam dose werds aint englandish n wot yo usin dose punctual tings 4 u don ned em

Greebo · 28 May 2013 at 21:20

I want to know when ocuk started selling suits? "E-Tailors"

Akagi · 28 May 2013 at 21:32

Greebo said:
I want to know when ocuk started selling suits? "E-Tailors"

They sell Armorsuits if that counts?

http://www.overclockers.co.uk/showproduct.php?prodid=CA-261-LL&groupid=2362&catid=187

Locky · 28 May 2013 at 21:45

acme15 said:
shup fam dose werds aint englandish n wot yo usin dose punctual tings 4 u don ned em

Soz m8 oldz habate from past lif

regulus · 28 May 2013 at 22:20

Hyburnate said:
I think I'll say this thread has had enough criticism for a while, however would it not be simple enough to paste into Word or an online grammar checker and then also have someone else cast their eye over it. I mean yes, it's more work, but it'd have a greater outcome for the company in the long run.

The grammar could be perfect but if the text don't make sense, it's all moot. I've encountered some shocking grammar from companies that made me question their professionalism. If they cannot be bothered to take care with their marketing literature, what else are they skimping on?

regulus · 28 May 2013 at 22:25

James J said:
Nothing wrong with starting on minimum wage, especially in a bonus scheme. Starting on it doesn't mean you'll stay on it permanently...

Nothing wrong with paying minimum wage for this specific role. If the job description is to be taken literal that is. Some of the first jobs I've had during university years reels you in with an easy-sounding description then suddenly piles on the work load and asks you to do x5 as much as you signed on for or for what you get paid.

stokecity_m · 28 May 2013 at 22:27

Is there any way to get your GCSE grade certificate reissued? When I moved house around 8 years ago a lot of paper work went missing and that included most of my school documentation.