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True_Scotsman · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:21

Got banned for life from B&Q last night...

I was just stood there and this bloke in an orange jumper come up to me and said "Do you want decking"

Luckily I got the first punch in........

:rolleyes:

i know i know

Azagoth · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:22

Sounds screwy! You hammered him then? :rolleyes:

Millwall.FC · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:22

it made me laugh dont worry

benktlottie · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:23

True_Scotsman said:
Got banned for life from B&Q last night...

I was just stood there and this bloke in an orange jumper come up to me and said "Do you want decking"

Luckily I got the first punch in........

i know i know

Nice one, made me chuckle too!

james.miller · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:23

oh god

233 · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:23

what branch was it then

parkhead?

cheets64 · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:24

So did you get any decking?

True_Scotsman · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:26

nope no decking but had fun

Serj · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:26

Mate i think he was just asking you if you wanted some WOODEN decking! Not an actual physical decking! A bit of a misunderstanding i think!

True_Scotsman · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:27

well either way it was worth it, got a BBQ set

tomanders91 · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:28

True scotsman, are you the one who has been texting me saying you want to meet up and kiss?

Margaret · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:29

You're the alpha.

Beans on toast Dave · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:29

Serj said:
Mate i think he was just asking you if you wanted some WOODEN decking! Not an actual physical decking! A bit of a misunderstanding i think!

was a joke not a real question

True_Scotsman · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:30

tomanders91 said:
True scotsman, are you the one who has been texting me saying you want to meet up and kiss?

nope sorry to dissapoint you its not me, if its a glasgow kiss then yeah

One More Solo · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:30

Serj said:
Mate i think he was just asking you if you wanted some WOODEN decking! Not an actual physical decking! A bit of a misunderstanding i think!

Hehehe.

mightynimrod · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:31

Serj said:
Mate i think he was just asking you if you wanted some WOODEN decking! Not an actual physical decking! A bit of a misunderstanding i think!

OMFG

Greenlizard0 · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:31

oh god no lol

divine` · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:31

challengedavid said:
was a joke not a real question

Wooooooooooooosh @ you

edit- and @ everyone else who quoted serj :/

_PD_ · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:32

Serj said:
Mate i think he was just asking you if you wanted some WOODEN decking! Not an actual physical decking! A bit of a misunderstanding i think!

That was funnier than the OP!

Explicit · 13 Jul 2007 at 21:32

Did you nail him?

*taxi*

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