Joke thread?

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Couldn't see an official joke thread, so here is one. Probably not very good/is old but made me laugh...

A scouser rings the local paper to place an obituary for his wife. He only has £1 so can only afford 3 words. He tells the man to print "Betty is dead". The man feels sorry for him and tells him he can have another 3 words. The scouser says thanks pal and tells him to print "Betty is dead. Fiesta for sale."
 
I'm intrigued. If, we assume, the gentleman is calling from his land-line, we can also assume he has a direct debit set up to pay the monthly rental. Which would assume wealth far beyond the means of a mere English pound.

If, however, we assume he is calling from a Mobile phone, then this may be the last one English pound of his monthly dole cheque.

We could factor in another assumption - that he has stolen a contract phone, thereby enabling him to place the aforementioned call, but in his hour of grief - why would he?



God. I can't work out why the hell I wrote that, so I left it in instead of deleting it like a good boy. Way to kill a thread, you tit.
 
i've always wondered what this boards obsession was with Official threads. its really weird. Official? as recognised by who?

also, the joke was rubbish.sorry :(
 
platypus said:
I'm intrigued. If, we assume, the gentleman is calling from his land-line, we can also assume he has a direct debit set up to pay the monthly rental. Which would assume wealth far beyond the means of a mere English pound.

If, however, we assume he is calling from a Mobile phone, then this may be the last one English pound of his monthly dole cheque.

We could factor in another assumption - that he has stolen a contract phone, thereby enabling him to place the aforementioned call, but in his hour of grief - why would he?



God. I can't work out why the hell I wrote that, so I left it in instead of deleting it like a good boy. Way to kill a thread, you tit.
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What a joke. ;)
 
DampCat said:
i've always wondered what this boards obsession was with Official threads. its really weird. Official? as recognised by who?

also, the joke was rubbish.sorry :(
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Not official - but all in one place, makes them easier to find rather than a million threads saying "A joke...".

And I said it wasn't very good. :p
 
platypus said:
I'm intrigued. If, we assume, the gentleman is calling from his land-line, we can also assume he has a direct debit set up to pay the monthly rental. Which would assume wealth far beyond the means of a mere English pound.

If, however, we assume he is calling from a Mobile phone, then this may be the last one English pound of his monthly dole cheque.

We could factor in another assumption - that he has stolen a contract phone, thereby enabling him to place the aforementioned call, but in his hour of grief - why would he?



God. I can't work out why the hell I wrote that, so I left it in instead of deleting it like a good boy. Way to kill a thread, you tit.
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*Saved*

You never know when an epic post like that will come in handy.
 
platypus said:
I'm intrigued. If, we assume, the gentleman is calling from his land-line, we can also assume he has a direct debit set up to pay the monthly rental. Which would assume wealth far beyond the means of a mere English pound.

If, however, we assume he is calling from a Mobile phone, then this may be the last one English pound of his monthly dole cheque.

We could factor in another assumption - that he has stolen a contract phone, thereby enabling him to place the aforementioned call, but in his hour of grief - why would he?



God. I can't work out why the hell I wrote that, so I left it in instead of deleting it like a good boy. Way to kill a thread, you tit.
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Or that he used 10p and a pay phone...




A guy walks into a whorehouse and says I want the best whore you have.
The madam tells him the only whore I have left is an 97 year old woman
He thinks about it for a moment and says ok . They start ****ing and
he starts sucking her nipples and he gets some milk out he was surprised
but keep on sucking and ****ing. When he got done he said I thought
you would be to old to have breast milk. She said I am to old to have
breast milk but I am not too old to have breast cancer
 
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