'Joke' Thread
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Id rather be raped than read that again
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'Joke Thread'
tbh.
tbh.
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
your wish is my command, and a very appropriate name i might add.
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lol I found this funnier!
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Quite honestly the worst joke thread iv seen so far.
A vet decides to take his young son to work with him hoping it might make him decide to become a vet when he is older. He gets a call to a farm to deliver a calf. When they arrive he puts his son on a hay bail and is told not to move.
'Now son watch and learn as you will witness something magical'
The vet struggles and some moments later he delivers the calf.
'Now son what do you think of that?' the vet says
'That was cool dad but how did the cow manage to eat the dog?'
'Now son watch and learn as you will witness something magical'
The vet struggles and some moments later he delivers the calf.
'Now son what do you think of that?' the vet says
'That was cool dad but how did the cow manage to eat the dog?'
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Tampax have just launched a new range of tampons, and have replaced the string with a length of tinsel........
Its for the Festive period only.....
Guy walks in to a hotel and begins checking into his room. he asks the clerk. "Is the porn on my telly disabled?"
No, she replies, "its regular porn you sicko" !
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Its for the Festive period only.....
Guy walks in to a hotel and begins checking into his room. he asks the clerk. "Is the porn on my telly disabled?"
No, she replies, "its regular porn you sicko" !
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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