'Joke' Thread

Oh no, I will have to do my Chinese joke again

Three Chinese blokes - BU, FU & ChU went to the USA .
Immigration suggested they took western names to make it easier to integrate

So BU became BUCK

CHU became CHUCK

FU went back to China
 
Raist said:
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That
Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel
Great. I be at work soon........ .You got nice house'
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I just got in trouble in the office for that, as I couldn't help but laugh.:D:D

lol..
 
Dad with little girl in garden asks " is that a mummy-longlegs underneath that daddy-longlegs?"

Dad says "No sweetie, there are no mummy-longlegs, only daddy-longlegs. "

Dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind untill she stamps on em both sayin "we'll have none of that gay **** in our ******* garden!
 
Ben M said:
What do you call a Chinese paedophile?

Pork Em Yung
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Not to mention sickening as well
 
MooMoo444 said:
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
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Thats was funny my Mother would laugh her socks off at that!:D
 
Rybo89 said:
Dad with little girl in garden asks " is that a mummy-longlegs underneath that daddy-longlegs?"

Dad says "No sweetie, there are no mummy-longlegs, only daddy-longlegs. "

Dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind untill she stamps on em both sayin "we'll have none of that gay **** in our ******* garden!
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not bad....havent heard that 1 before
 
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a see-through negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $150 to $500 in price -- the more see-through, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the best, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
 
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