Joke time...

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of nuts....I don't want to go to Iraq either." :p
 
Red and White said:
Man gets home, tells wife
'Get me a beer before it starts'
He drinks it then says
'Quick, get me another before it starts'
again she gets it, he drinks it and says
'another before it starts'
She says
'listen here you lazy fat *******, you walk in, sit down and start barking orders.....'
He says
'Oh God, it's started'

:o
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:D
 
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