Joke time!

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
 
Man goes to the docs for a penis extension.
The doctor suggests a baby elephant’s trunk stitched on for £3000.
The man agrees.
6 weeks later while having dinner with new women, he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks, this is the night.
While chatting over dinner his dick fly’s out and steals an apple off the table and goes back.
WOW she says, can you do that again.
He says my penis can, but I don’t think my bum can take another apple.:D
 
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