Joke time

[icey_haj]

A Jamaican man went to a store & picked up a bottle of Ribena & a bag of sugar. He only paid for the Ribena & walked out.....

He got arrested for stealing the sugar. When he went to court the Judge asked him why he stole the sugar......

He then replied......Yur Honour....mi nah tief de sugar.....mi look pon de back ah de Ribena an it seh 'Sugar Free', so mi nuh undastan wah gwaan!







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[RickST]

leave.

 

[Fenris]

That is not even funny because it's not funny, it's just crap.

Also, what does him being Jamaican have to do with anything?

 

[[TW]Sponge]

Ban Him... now.

 

[BigRazer93]

Grab you coat, we are going for a long drive

 

[Cosimo]

I'll kindly accept a £1 PayPal donation for brightening up your day.

I'll kindly accept your ban.

 

[jake108]

Halt! VorbotZeit

 

[TheCenturion]

I'll get you your mac....10. In 3 minutes you'll be dead. Awful joke.

 

[converse_uprise]

Its amazing how much free food you can get by playing this rule.

Next time you go to tescos and see chocolate bars and drinks with 50% free, just take the free half.

 

[lcg]

It didn't even raise a smile. Get out.

 

[[TW]Sponge]

End thread. This is getting no better. seriously.

 

[gillywibble]

Joke sucky.

 

[icey_haj]

Hey, what's with all the hostility?

Instead of paying me for my services, you want to ban me?

 

[Masterdog]

I too would like to know the relevance of his being Jamaican.

 

[The Funktopus]

Jamaican me groan......

 

[JayMax]

Racist

 

[lixxus]

lord have mercy

 

[Luke]

I actually did this when I was about 8. Saw 'Free!!!' emblazened on a crisp packet and thought the crisps were free, so picked them up and walked out with them. Didn't get far
The OP was not even vaguely worth being described as being a joke.

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

Terrible... Absolutely terrible.

 

[[TW]Sponge]

The OP himself is quite a good joke