Joke

Chong Warrior · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:06

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, "I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a ****

Drake5 · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:09

G|mp · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:10

That joke is utter ****

wombleboy05 · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:12

RandomTom · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:19

I am appalled and disgusted. I hope the taxi driver charges double.

Sanzy · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:20

megzy · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:21

I don't get it, i really don't!! :confused:

G|mp · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:23

megzy said:
I don't get it, i really don't!!

Its the fact a precious little girl said to the man in the shop i dont give a ****

Its crap and he should be banned for posting it

You should be banned for not understanding it

daz.p · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:25

is it supposed to be funny

sniffy · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:26

Taxi!

ElRazur · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:27

Chong Warrior said:
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, "I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a ****

Funny i like it.

crunchman · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:37

G|mp said:
You should be banned for not understanding it

I concur.

RetiredGreyFox · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:37

G|mp said:
Its the fact a precious little girl said to the man in the shop i dont give a ****

I think this has gone over everybodys heads.

A little girl who the pet shop owner thinks wants a cuddly bunny as a pet but she's buying it as food - simple.

Anyway, Gene Pitneys family go to the Funeral Directors and ask how long it will take for a coffin to be made and the Director says "Its either one week from oak or 24 hours from balsa".

G|mp · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:42

dmpoole said:
Anyway, Gene Pitneys family go to the Funeral Directors and ask how long it will take for a coffin to be made and the Director says "Its either one week from oak or 24 hours from balsa".

Your about a week to late for that

G|mpeh got in first

alexakasloth · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:55

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

evil.jelly · 13 Apr 2006 at 20:59

A guy rings emergency services and says, "please, help me, my house is on fire." And the operator says, "OK, calm down. How can we get to you?" And the guy says, "do you not have those big red trucks anymore?"

benjo plz. · 13 Apr 2006 at 21:00

evil.jelly said:
A guy rings emergency services and says, "please, help me, my house is on fire." And the operator says, "OK, calm down. How can we get to you?" And the guy says, "do you not have those big red trucks anymore?"

Best joke so far

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crunchman · 13 Apr 2006 at 21:02

What do rubix cubes and wangs have in common ?

The longer you play with them the harder they get

/Taxi

gord · 13 Apr 2006 at 21:05

Where has the good joke we had the other night gone?.. i cant remember it but it got a round of applause which is strange for here.

monkeypants · 13 Apr 2006 at 21:09

I had to check the date on this, I'm sure it was posted a few weeks ago. :rolleyes: