joke

riddler · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:21

why did the hedgehog cross the road?

wait for it....

.........

To see his flatmate

shifty_uk · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:22

The worst joke of the month, maybe even the year.

riddler · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:23

lies! total lies!

ElRazur · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:23

Please flame the OP then give him a well deserved E.beating!

Greenlizard0 · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:23

Oh man that was gross DUDE!!

Treefrog · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:23

C'mon then, you promised us a joke - where is it?

riddler · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:23

ElRazur said:
Please flame the OP then give him a well deserved E.beating!

shifty_uk · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:24

riddler said:
lies! total lies!

Ok, maybe not the worst, but it's terrible

riddler · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:25

its because of all the crap jokes on these forums! even this seems funny now

has anyone else lost there real sense of humour!

/quit

cableguy2003 · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:25

I dont believe this , im offended. Ive got a hedgehog friend and im totally disturbed by what im reading.

Ill tell you what ill make jokes about blondes and black people , see how you lot like it !

Zip · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:25

That was about as funny as getting your bell end slammed in a car door :\

riddler · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:26

cableguy2003 said:
I dont believe this , im offended. Ive got a hedgehog friend and im totally disturbed by what im reading.

Ill tell you what ill make jokes about blones and black people , see how you lot like it !

i didn't use the word hegedge!

riddler · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:27

Zip said:
That was about as funny as getting your bell end slammed in a car door :\

i'd laugh....if it happened to you

shifty_uk · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:28

Zip said:
That was about as funny as getting your bell end slammed in a car door :\

Now, that made my willy tingle....with fear! :eek:

Mr Nice · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:28

You sir should be

DAVEM · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:28

riddler said:
its because of all the crap jokes on these forums! even this seems funny now has anyone else lost there real sense of humour!

/quit

Okay an oldy bit a goody,

A man walks into a hotel, and checks in for the night, orders his wake up call, etc.. then the receptionist asks "what would you like for breakfast sir", he replies "Beans, yep beans and lots of them please, I love beans"

The man wakes up the day after, eats and inhumain amount of Heniz baked beans" and then sets off,

A day later a police oficer arrives at the hotel, he tells the recepitionist:
"We dont understand, shortly after leaving the hotel, the man committed suicide, have you any idea why"

The receptionist replies "I have no idea,... when he left here he was full of beans!"

LOL

MaxPower · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:30

This first "joke" I can recall when I was about 5 notice i put joke in quotation marks. Guess what it hasen't got any funnier since then.

yer_averagejoe · 13 Sep 2006 at 16:33

a really great joke is this: next time the subject of hitch - hiking comes up tell this.

"I picked up a hitch hiker once, had a pretty bad experience. I was travelling with my sister and we came accros this guy standing next to the road clutching a briefcase next to his chest. Since my sister used to do a lot of hitchhiking she likes to pick them up now and then so we stopped and this guy runs up to the car and gets in. I asked him "whats in the case?" to which he replied "none of your ******* business" so I told him "look man, we don't wanna get caught for something in that case" again, "none of your ******* business". So I ignored it and we drove on while he sat in the back, clutching this case to his chest and not saying a word. We pulled over for petrol and gave him £20 to run inside and pay for the petrol. As soon as he got inside, we drove off and left him there, his briefcase still in the back of the car."

Then the person you're telling it to will be force to ask whats in the case and you reply "none of your ******* business"