Joke

[Bitchplz]

I liked that

 

[Killajaz]

I want my two minutes back.

 

[Scuzi]

What do you do if you're in Northern Ireland and try to kill someone, but get caught?


.....claim you're a terrorist and try it again tomorrow.


I thought of that one myself

I've a better one..

What do you do if you're in Northern Ireland and try to kill someone, but get caught?

Collude with your mate Billy, an officer in the RUC and try again tomorrow.

 

[Zefan]

The coffin stopped

Lollercaust!

 

[hardc0re_tid]

What do you do if you're in Northern Ireland and try to kill someone, but get caught?


.....claim you're a terrorist and try it again tomorrow.


I thought of that one myself

made me think of:

15 Reasons to Love Northern Ireland

1. We may suffer from high levels of sectarianism, but sectarianism has such a great community spirit behind it.
2. We beat England (and made a song about it)
3. We have 5 seasons; as well as autumn, spring, summer and winter we have riot season (AKA marching/silly season)
4. We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east
5. Harp.
6. We invented chavs (and they're called spides!!)
7. The home of the petrol bomb.
8. Hanging on to your wallet in Belfast could be an Olympic sport.
9. You can have your car stolen and the theives will try to sell it back to you.
10. If you lock your house up we will rob it but you can go out with your front door and windows open and we will not touch a thing (where's the fun?)
11. People will fight over Rangers and Celtic and don't actually know any players in the teams
12. The riot squad are so good they can train the English police riot squads
13. By the age of 15 we can make an average of at least 3 diffrent types of explosive
14. The average pregnancey age is 13½
15. We're the only country Germany are afraid of!