Joke.
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It really wasn't.
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it got a snigger from me 
is there something wrong with me? 
is there something wrong with me? 
What's the difference between Diana an Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't
When is a princess not a princess?
When she turns into a pole.
What did Princess Diana do when she heard the driver had been drinking?
She hit the roof.
What do Lady Di and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last greatest hit was the WALL.
What's worse than getting red wine off carpet?
Getting Di off the uphostery.
What did Princess Diana die of?
Car-pole-tunnel syndrome.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't
When is a princess not a princess?
When she turns into a pole.
What did Princess Diana do when she heard the driver had been drinking?
She hit the roof.
What do Lady Di and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last greatest hit was the WALL.
What's worse than getting red wine off carpet?
Getting Di off the uphostery.
What did Princess Diana die of?
Car-pole-tunnel syndrome.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. Or doesn't.
Fixed.
An infectious disease walks into a bar. The barman says "We don't serve infectious diseases here", and disease replies "Well you're not a very good host"
A room-temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The barman says "We don't serve superconductors here", so the room-temperature superconductor leaves without any resistance.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The barman says "We don't serve neutrinos here". The neutrino replies "I'm just passing through".
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The barman says "We don't serve bacteria here". The bacteria reply "But we work here, we're staph".